i heart famous people
So for my Public Speaking class final, we have to do a tribute speech, pretty much explaining why whoever we're talking about is awesome. I'm doing Michael Flatley (LORD OF THE DANCE, RIVERDANCE), but I got a little distracted and wanted to share:
"I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people."
- Keanu Reeves
"I do not like broccoli and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. Now I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."
- George Bush
"If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him."
- Drew Barrymore (1998)
"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher."
- Linda Evangelista, 1997
"I'm not an egomaniac like a lot of people say. But I am the world's best dancer, that's for sure."
- Michael Flatley
Oh, celebrities. Why are you here?
"I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people."
- Keanu Reeves
"I do not like broccoli and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. Now I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."
- George Bush
"If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him."
- Drew Barrymore (1998)
"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher."
- Linda Evangelista, 1997
"I'm not an egomaniac like a lot of people say. But I am the world's best dancer, that's for sure."
- Michael Flatley
Oh, celebrities. Why are you here?