So true and love the punchline..

[blacksunshadow]

Saw this and laughed my arse off...

• If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
• If you work too hard....there's never any time for her.
• If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
• If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
• If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
  If you keep quiet...it's male indifference.
• If you cry....you're a wimp.
  If you don't.....you're an insensitive bas~~~d.
• If you make a decision without consulting her....you're a chauvinist.
  If she makes a decision without consulting you....
  she's a liberated woman.
• If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy......that's domination.
  If SHE asks you....it's a favor.
• If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear....
  you're a pervert.
  If you don't.....you're gay.
• If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape.....you're sexist.
  If you don't....you're unromantic.
• If you try to keep yourself in shape....you're vain.
  If you don't.....you're a slob.
• If you buy her flowers....you're after something.
  If you don't....you're not thoughtful.
• If she has a headache.....she's tired.
  If you have a headache....you don't love her anymore.
• If you want it too often.....you're oversexed.
  If you don't....there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.