She's pickled and preserved
"Milo, would you like to say the grace?"
"Of course, Aunt Jeanine.
"Thank you, Lord, for providing us with this turkey, once capable of compassion, nuzzling its young offspring with almost human-like tenderness...anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it."
[Milo sits outside with the turkey on the doorstep]
"A-MEN!"
(paraphrased from a Bloom County comic strip)
Happy Thanksgiving. I think.
"Of course, Aunt Jeanine.
"Thank you, Lord, for providing us with this turkey, once capable of compassion, nuzzling its young offspring with almost human-like tenderness...anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it."
[Milo sits outside with the turkey on the doorstep]
"A-MEN!"
(paraphrased from a Bloom County comic strip)
Happy Thanksgiving. I think.