Movie Synopsis: Alien Vs. Predator

[blackstone]

The plucky science chick (I believe she was Miss January in the Science Chicks with Fake Boobs and Really Bad Weaves Calendar for '04) was standing on the deck of an ice-crushing boat in Antarctica talking to Thom Yorke and Luke Perry. There was no wind. None of them were wearing hats. While they were speaking, their breath didn't visibly steam

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[pelelawngoddess]

Even I, the self proclaimed Sci-Fi geek chic, has no interest in seeing this movie.
I think everyone should walk out of any room where this movie is being played.
Good for you!

[blackstone]

I just keep wondering why, if there were an abundance of penguins around, the predators needed human hosts for the egg thingies? Or whatever. I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm recounting the plot I've heard from Rich. They were as far away from humans as they were from, say, sharks or gorillas or giant sea turtles. Why did they need humans?

Maybe that's all explained in the movie. Oh, ha ha! What was I thinking?

I can't wait for SVP: Smudge vs. Penguins

[anonymously4]

I'm so proud.

[blackstone]

I understand that movie is playing at your house this weekend, too

[pelelawngoddess]

I haven't seen the movie either...and have "requested" I not be subjected to watching or hearing about it...but here is my best guess of the "explanation":

They are waiting in Antarctica for all the humans to come to them because, ya know, humans like to vacation there.

[blackstone]

*SNORT*
Of course! Because you don't have to wear hats even though it's, like, 60 below! It's a wonderland! I hear Trump is looking into getting some property there.
(Insert image of Penguin maitre d's here)

I wonder if when they eat the science humans, they say, mmmmm...nerdy!

(Editor's note: Scientists rule! Nerd is not an insult! Back to your regularly scheduled rant.)

[pelelawngoddess]

*giggle*