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I fell asleep on the couch while watching a documentary with Jamie Kennedy and some other people whining about people being mean on the internet. I had a terrifying dream in which Jamie Kennedy was creepy and breaking into peoples' houses. So then I woke up on the couch, but I didn't really wake up because when I woke up Jamie Kennedy was in my living room. And then I got really mad, because I knew I was dreaming. Also, I had an ugly entertainment center. So I tried to wake up and couldn't while Jamie Kennedy sauntered over to the end of the couch and picked up the cat and started petting her. Except it wasn't Lucinda or Henry, it was Smudge. And I tried to push him and he was clear like in the movie Ghost, so I tried to scream and nothing came out, and then told myself "wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup" but that wasn't working either. So I tried to pinch myself in the arm in the dream but I couldn't feel it. And then HE pinched my arm and I did wake up.
What's funny is that before seeing that documentary I wouldn't have been able to pick Jamie Kennedy out of a police lineup. I thought he was just some dude interviewing comedians until he made reference to himself. I'm still not real clear on why I should know who Jamie Kennedy is. One thing I do know is that he's out to get me.
What's funny is that before seeing that documentary I wouldn't have been able to pick Jamie Kennedy out of a police lineup. I thought he was just some dude interviewing comedians until he made reference to himself. I'm still not real clear on why I should know who Jamie Kennedy is. One thing I do know is that he's out to get me.