Apocalypto
Is a very stabbity movie.
And a guy just survived nearly having his heart cut out in front of thousands of people, a deadly track race and is now possibly about to get nommed upon by a black panther.
Of course, being a Mel Gibson flick, the storytelling has thus far been predictable. And if the guy's wife end's up dead before he gets to her I will not be surprised, as Mr. Sugartits has a widower fetish.
However. The dude's head bouncing down the pyramid steps was fantastic. Now that is the kind of movie violence I can get behind.
OMG MONKEYS JUST HAPPENED.
And a guy just survived nearly having his heart cut out in front of thousands of people, a deadly track race and is now possibly about to get nommed upon by a black panther.
Of course, being a Mel Gibson flick, the storytelling has thus far been predictable. And if the guy's wife end's up dead before he gets to her I will not be surprised, as Mr. Sugartits has a widower fetish.
However. The dude's head bouncing down the pyramid steps was fantastic. Now that is the kind of movie violence I can get behind.
OMG MONKEYS JUST HAPPENED.