I have a plastic Hello Kitty mug full of orange/chocolate, raspberry/chocolate and key lime/chocolate candies. And a contraband diet coke. I also have a plastic bin full of stuffed chickens with a sign on it saying "Elizabeth's Home for Wayward Chickens
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Just sayin'
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Did you get someplace warm or are you still freezing?
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This conversation would make a lot more sense if you could hear the smahtass tone in my voice.
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take out your violin! I have no place to go. Other than a bar, and I am actually kind of legally ordered to stay out of bars for the next 12 months.
Also, the furnace man is on his way now. I just wonder how long the damn thing hasn't been working.
Also: I once kept a Betta on my desk (when I had that sort of job) and my secretary went into my desk for a pen or something and saw my vial of bloodworms. She immediately reported me for having OMG! Drugs in my desk! I was a weird-o so I HAD to be on drugs!
Come monday, there was a new "no pets" policy firmly in place at the office after I offered to shoot the bloodworms into my arm so they could see the effects.
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I actually had something similar happen in my apartment-I had only turned my heat up really low until the cold snap right before Thanksgiving, and I hadn't realized it wasn't working at all. My heat is included in my rent so they were amazed that I don't keep it turned up to 92 like everyone else.
ALL WEIRDOS TAKE DRUGS. Your fish was a weirdo. My buddy who works during the week has a rodent skull on his desk.
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