Oh alcohol, you delicious depressant

[blackstone]

I went out last night with some of my favorite people and had a really fun time. However, it would seem that a bowl of soup + 4 glasses of wine = not enough food and wine hitting me way too hard. I came home and fell into a very dark mood. I concluded that I am a complete loser, unloveable and undeserving of anything good in life. I know, right? Me

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[theryk]

Friends don't let friends drink and Emo...

[spnknffork]

Win!

[theryk]

Thank you. It seems appropriate to ask if I should call drunk friends a Death Cab, but what if they ain't a "Cutie"??

[blackstone]

Oh, hardee-harr-harr!

[theryk]

Hey, sorry if I'm so old that when I say Emo, I mean "The Cure"...

[theryk]

p.s. You KNOW you love me...

[blackstone]

*glares at you*

[theryk]

Ha! I am using my glare-proof Peter Sellars mask...

[blackstone]

It's too early in the morning for you.

Go back to sleep.

[theryk]

:(

[blackstone]

I'M KIDDING I'M KIDDING! DON'T FROWNYFACE ME!

*Smooshes theryk, punches him on the arm*

[theryk]

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...that's the shape of my broken arm, cause you punched it...