From Grizz, the mememaster general, comes
1. She's a good kitty.
2. Have any stuck with you?
3. Would that I had her face
and could capture the entirety
of your attention.
4. TOO MUCH PACKING TO DO
5. Tee hee.
6. I'll be up all night; stop by and tell me a story.
7. I strongly recommend you not be eating or drinking when you click.
8. So whatevah, man.
9. I wonder if Virgin Mobile has Gogol Bordello ringtones?
10. Anyway, it feels good to get that off my chest.
11. Discuss.
12. Besides, people talk funny up here.
My fondness for short sentences is confirmed.
ETA Bonus random sentence, because it just made me LOLOL:
But damn it all if I didn't have a fantastic rack when I was 19. Back then lingerie was a choice, not a necessity.