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When things we're looking and I was sure I was going to die of boredom and sadness...I'm going to JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES! YIPEE!!!!!! YES YES YES!!! JAPAN HERE I COME!!!!!! SSSSSSWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
*takes sedative*
Japanese government are paying for me to come to Japan with my mom on her business trip! OMFG! I'm so ridiculously excited! I think I might wet my pants.
Maisy has wetted her pants for me.
I will bring Jackie a piece of hair from a hot japanese guy's head or smuggle him across the border. And I will bring a few for myself as well. Now I just have to learn how to say, "My friend wants me to bring her a hot guy's piece of hair as a souvenir. Can I just take a few pieces of hair?" I will probably end up saying something on the lines of, "You hot. Me take hair back to Canada. Friend want you."
I think I will miss you all very muchly though. I think I will miss Maisy (as she is my super dog) quite a bit. Will she remember me? Poor ickly maisy all alonsey...on her ownsey.
*Maisy licks my pants*
Me: Thank you Maisy
Maisy: No problem *goes outside to smoke a cig*
Me: Maisy wtf are you doing with a cig?
Maisy: *shrugs*
*takes sedative*
Japanese government are paying for me to come to Japan with my mom on her business trip! OMFG! I'm so ridiculously excited! I think I might wet my pants.
Maisy has wetted her pants for me.
I will bring Jackie a piece of hair from a hot japanese guy's head or smuggle him across the border. And I will bring a few for myself as well. Now I just have to learn how to say, "My friend wants me to bring her a hot guy's piece of hair as a souvenir. Can I just take a few pieces of hair?" I will probably end up saying something on the lines of, "You hot. Me take hair back to Canada. Friend want you."
I think I will miss you all very muchly though. I think I will miss Maisy (as she is my super dog) quite a bit. Will she remember me? Poor ickly maisy all alonsey...on her ownsey.
*Maisy licks my pants*
Me: Thank you Maisy
Maisy: No problem *goes outside to smoke a cig*
Me: Maisy wtf are you doing with a cig?
Maisy: *shrugs*