Jun 17, 2008 15:21
why is it that every time I steal pants from my mother I end up smelling funky for the rest of the day? The pants don't smell, nothing else I wear smells, but for some reason it's only when I steal things from her closet- in particular pants- that I end up smelling funky. Is this punishment from some greater pants demon for daring to steal pants from my mother? What is wrong with me??
in other news I apparently acquired a dresser, tv, tv consol, and bed all in one day without me having to do anything. I did manage to set up the moving help of said items via a heck load of txt messages. yay me.
In other other news I spent most of my day yesterday bored outta my gourd and I learned fun words like 'fikfek' and 'sekisumi' which are esparanto swarewords. yay! it's very fun to say 'fikfek' and for that matter it's fun to say 'vittu-ja' which is the only phrase I know in Finish. yay me.
I crave pizza today but for the last three days I've had nothing to eat for lunch but ramen insta-noodle. mmm... healthy. You know, I am really really unhealthy. I don't eat proper, I eat nothing but fatty foods and bad foods and everything bad for you I stopped eating veggies and all the good things and I don't exercise and by all accounts I should be gaining weight hand over fist and yet I've been loosing which is good. Also, I like giving my weight in stones instead of pounds... it makes me sound much lighter then I am and most americans don't know what I'm talking about. yay.
I've been real productive today for some weird reason... I've gotta stop that and learn to pace myself better. (haha, 'pace' myself better... ha ha, get it? Cuz I work at Pace and... yeah, it's a pun. I'm funny)
...damn my pants smell funky.
food,
furniture,
pants,
work,
esparanto,
pant-gods