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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I stole loz_490's purse (-30 points). In August I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I put money in michal_botha's expired parking meter (14 points). In July I bought porn for mild_jalepeno (-10 points). Last Monday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (675 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
blacksnake_6126