Emo - My ass!

Jul 15, 2005 09:54

whichever you got most yes on is what you are then put it in the subject box when you repost this.With your own answers of course

Body:
--Goth--
Do you wear black eyeliner?: I have, but not in a while
Do you own any black clothing?: Um, the fact that this is even listed here is rather dumb - lots of people own black clothing who are not goths!
Do you think about death often?: Sometimes
Do you want to die?: Only if I get to come back to life and build the worlds largest cult to worship me!
Are you a social outcast?: Pretty Much
Are you pale?: For Hawaii or New York?
Do you like Hot Topic?: That's not goth and anyone who shopps there knows that!
Total YES: 3

--Skater Punk--
Can you skateboard?: In a straight line on a flat surface really slowly!
How often do you wear Vans?: NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: So this one time...wait, maybe I shouldn't tell this story online.
How much do you get in trouble?: whenever I can
Do you listen to the bands: "He was a sk8er boi, said see you l8er boi..."
Do you have any piercings?: I want several --- that I don't think skaters would
Total YES: 0 - and repeating Gil's statement of reality: i would just like to point out that not all the questions are yes or no questions.

--Prep--
How often do you say the word "like": Average use I'd say
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: Only if the staff is hot! ;)
Are the A&F models hot?: Um, they better be!
Rock music is bad, right?: Fuck That!.
Do you want to be in a sorority/fraternity? IBID
Into jocks/popular guys/girls? "I don't care who you are, where you're from...as long as your hot!"
Are/were you a cheerleader? In the literal "go team" sort of way, or in the figurative supportive of your friends activities sort of way?
Total YES: 3

--Hippie--
Is your hair long?: Nope
Are you a vegetarian?: That would require coming face to face with a vegetable every once in a while, and trust me, that ain't happening!
Do you own a tye dye shirt?: Not that I'm aware of.
Do you want peace?: Want, yes, expect to ever see, no - I think that basic awareness of reality seperates me from the hippy category.
Do you want to save the animals: Only some, the others need to feed the animals that we save.
What do you think about war?: Fighting for peace is like fucking for abstinence! Why don't we admit we just want the damn oil?.
Total YES: Not Applicable

--Gangsta--
Are you from the ghetto?: In that my house is a falling down piece of shit
Do you own "bling bling"?: I own tasteful Bling
What do you think about do-rags?: You're not supposed to do her while she's on her rag!
How about hip-hop?: Not so much
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: I don't think that should be a title people contest over
What do you think about afros?: That's so 70s
Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: NO
Total YES: 0

--Emo--
How often do you cry?: Surprisingly, not very
Do you have an ex?: Well, not counting the idiot in intermediate, X-love of my life, but not actual relationship
Do you have an acoustic guitar?: I stole dad's, it sucks, I want my own
Are you emotional?: Yep.
Do you like soft music: sometimes
Do people understand you?: I don't want them to
Do u write ur own songs?: I write poetry, I don't put it to music
Is your hair dyed dark?: sometimes
Do you cut?: Generally at the dinner table durring a meal --- oh, you meant myself? No Way!
Total YES: 5

--Jock--
Do you play any sports?: I run from physical exertion, does that count?
How important are they to you?: Extremely, I don't want the exertion to catch up to me! :)
Do you pick on the geeky kids?: Yes, but only lovingly, so I don't think it applies to the context
What do you think about football?: Stupid Jocks
were you considered a bully by anyone?: probably
Total YES: 1

--Geek--
Do you wear glasses?: Only the emo kind that do nothing
Do you get good grades?: when I actually want them
Are you smart?: Yes (and that's not simply conceit speaking either)
Do you use an inhaler?: not in years and years and years
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets:Fuck no, do I look like a fricking geek?
Does your mom buy your clothes?: Only for my birthday, and she's learned I'll only wear the stuff I'd buy myself anyway, which means more smart ass t-shirts.
How often are you on the computer?: always
Do you ever get picked on?: Not anymore
Total YES: 3

whichever you got most yes on is what you are then put it in the subject box when you repost this.With your own answers of course
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