funny lines from last night
1. I don't care if we're inside or outside, or if it takes hours, but I want a hot waiter!
2. Well it looked like a parking space - there were lines and everything
3. Oooh! My vibrator went off
4. Who needs bread, I'll just take my hot butter dripping off my waiter, thank you
5. I'll take the cheesecake olivia with the carmel sauce - minus the olivia and plus --- what was your name again?
6. You - table - now
7. Come back (yeah, you had to be there for that one)
8. We're going to pee --- all of you?
9. I'd love to see what he looks like outside of his work uniform - and dripping in carmel sauce!
10. No, we don't need desert, but will you turn around and bend over for us, just one time?
11. *Repeat above, only rocky doesn't realize he's standing right behind her as she repeats me.*
12. I'm paying, no I'm paying, no I'm paying.
13. Now don't let HER touch that!
14. Do you have to pee? No, I did that before we left. Are you surprised? Actually, no.
15. Don't get raped, or, if you do, make some unusual noise so we know the difference!
The funniest thing wasn't actually a line - what is up with the girls I know who leave my phone number for hot waiters?
2. Well it looked like a parking space - there were lines and everything
3. Oooh! My vibrator went off
4. Who needs bread, I'll just take my hot butter dripping off my waiter, thank you
5. I'll take the cheesecake olivia with the carmel sauce - minus the olivia and plus --- what was your name again?
6. You - table - now
7. Come back (yeah, you had to be there for that one)
8. We're going to pee --- all of you?
9. I'd love to see what he looks like outside of his work uniform - and dripping in carmel sauce!
10. No, we don't need desert, but will you turn around and bend over for us, just one time?
11. *Repeat above, only rocky doesn't realize he's standing right behind her as she repeats me.*
12. I'm paying, no I'm paying, no I'm paying.
13. Now don't let HER touch that!
14. Do you have to pee? No, I did that before we left. Are you surprised? Actually, no.
15. Don't get raped, or, if you do, make some unusual noise so we know the difference!
The funniest thing wasn't actually a line - what is up with the girls I know who leave my phone number for hot waiters?