SNAKES!!!!!! REVIEW!
well here is my review on SNAKES ON A PLANE.
first of all the opening was pure random bullshit!
it opens with happy go lucky beach- summertime music with lyrics
simply singing, "its gunna be alright...." and
"its gunna be a bright day."
or some happy stuff like that!
how in the hell snakes got on a plane
basically some guy witnesses a murder
and has to testify against this snot-nosed mafia asian guy
so they need to kill him before he testifys
so the smart asain decides to spray infetiamine on the lei flowers for the flight
this immediatlye pissed me off when on the flight included, a small dog and a baby and 2 young boys
but what did amuse me....
was the fact that kenan thompson was a body guard for a star rapper....
that dood from anchorman who was a cowboy sportsman was the perverted co-pilot
and also a homosexual lookin flight attendent was tryin to kickbox some asian.
and then there was the deaths.
the deaths were stupid and gross,
one scene consists of a guy n his lady gettin high int he bathroom stall and then having sex
and then gettin killed. i also love the fact that in various horror movies..
the audience gets into the movie froma sex scene but then it is clearly predictable
that those two people are about to be killed. if you are black, having sex, gettin naked
or a skinny white boy at the beginning of any horror movie, it is purely true that
you will in fact DIE! so for all the outgoing directors and writers out there
PLEASE STOP THIS PREDICTABLE PROCESS IN MOVIE MAKING!
and furthermore....
the british guy DID deserve to die after that anaconda scene!
another death scene that was way too graphic, especially for the male race, tho some feminists would enjoy...
i will describe in one phrase and one phrase only....
TROUSER SNAKES!
so yeah. pretty graphic, yet hilarious!
and there is nothin more amusing than a big angry black man exclaiming
"i am SICK and TIRED of the motherfing SNAKES on this MOTHER FING PLANE!"
there are tasers, guns, drugs,fire, knifes, stabbing, and big gross pussy welts and blood everywhere
and proof that playstation 2 skills do in fact can be used in everyday life and bad situations
snakes bites..... consist in the areas of...
the ass, the eye, the niple, over 100 in the neck, the face, the lip, the tongue,
the penis, the testicles, and knee, the pelvis, the wrist, the arm
the thyroid and many many more!
so in conclusion.....
deaths - stupid, snakes - scary as F*CK!, and angry black men
are always entertaining
its clear that the guy who wrote this knows that the movie is in fact CRAP
which is genius, because everyone enjoys to see a openly stupid and retardedly made movie once in a while
so this guy is going to make so much money off a horribly written movie
the man is GENIUS and clearly is living the story of "THE PRODUCERS"
without hitler and nazis and Uma Thurman
its so bad, so random, so gross that it is good