[Event Post]

[blackrthanblack]

::For the sake of simplicity here, you can be near Ascendancy or on Boob World. There, you will find a flat chested teenager/kid, flailing her arms wearing baggy clothes, seeming generally frustrated. She seems genuinely annoyed. And for those who prefer humor

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[blackrthanblack]

::Follows you almost immediately, kicking you in the legs.:: I ain't a little girl, and puberty already hit me, gawd.

[blackrthanblack]

That's 'cuz I got stuck, ya big doof. And I'm 19 or 20, gawd. ::She don't look it.::

[blackrthanblack]

'cept, ya big ape, I had a rack an hour ago, and poof. God. I hate jocks.

[blackrthanblack]

::Yanks you down by your collar.:: They weren't oranges, ya goddamn idjit. And let me guess, ya don't recognize me, ya friggin' jerk.

[blackrthanblack]

::Excalibur do not want face.:: Ew. No. Why would I be my creepy trampy kid sister.

[blackrthanblack]

Wut. ::Staring so damn hard, Jinn.:: I ain't a bird.

[blackrthanblack]

Look, muscles, I ain't that crazy chick my sister snogs. ::Punches you in the stomach. No muscles to her.::

[blackrthanblack]

Kurochi Shiyoko, ya friggin' doof. ::NAHHHH, couldn't be. Punch. No muscles! And no boobs!::