Rock On
Today was one more eventful day in the land of Lana. The place where rainbows are upside down, the grass is blue, the sky is green, and polka-dots-checks-and-stripes actually match. Reality is a scary place to be - why not stay where everything is upside down and backward? So Alexx slept over last night - we had good heart to heart talks on why girls and guys really don't understand each other. After twenty cookies and a nice gallon of ice cream, we came to the conclusion that girls and guys are exactly alike. They don't understand themselves, therefore they don't understand each other. We also came to the conclusion that boys are stinky and girls are clingy - we don't understand how the world population continues to expand with such a weird variety of humans. :) You may say "All right, why don't you just go hate everyone?" But that's the beauty of the mind. You can pull some random information out of your ass form an opinion and then come to the great realization that how you feel and the behavior you exhibit are both completely contradictory to the opinion you just formed. Hence self examination and exploration - we now come to the refinement of the human mind via introspection. It's a beautiful life. Rock on.