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Ode To My Car
Here we go
Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)
I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)
(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car
It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)
(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)
So it's almost(or Omost, as Heather says) 11pm and im just savoring the night. Just sitting here in the dark, with my computer screen as my only light. Thoughts rush through my head, pointless as they may be. And this whole rhyming thing Ive got going on is really shit..y so ill stop that tmrw people are coming over to make shirts and stuff and so that should be fun.. haha - i wonder how long it will take us to decide on what we should put on them....thatll be interesting. so during that picture taking thingy this morning i wandered the halls aimlessly... it was fun - i havent done that in a while. i got bored, though, after like 20 minutes passed, and i started thinking about how awesome it would be if i could become invisible and go mess with people in class and shit..yep that thought kept me entertained for the remainder of the wait. this weekend should be fun. im going to play laser tag with andrew even though i suck. but it was fun and im having fun finally getting to know andrew..cause ive known him since 8th grade, and a bunch of people i know were his friends and what not, but ive never really gotten to know him myself. should be fun. then on sat i was going out with my sister on a "romantic" date for my birthday at the melting pot. but when jay found out he adopted the idea and took over, deciding that he and several other people would join us. beryl called to appologize to me about that - she knew id be bumbed..jay seems to taint everything around him..why cant he just leave me alone?....but its okay bc now ben and karen, beryl and mike are going, too. so theyll help me bear the awkward agony. alright.. i leave you with this:
Taps
Day is done,
Gone the sun,
From the lakes,
To the hills,
To the sky,
All is well,
Safely rest,
God is nigh.
Thanks and praise,
For our days,
'Neath ths sun,
'Neath the stars,
'Neath the sky,
All is well,
Safely rest,
God is nigh.