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OMG! Mary told me the best thing Ive ever heard!! HAHAHA! Ok get this:
She leaves a comment in my Lj, and shes like "I gotta tlak to you I heard the crazziest thing." I was like Oh shit son. SO I IM her and ask...Read this:
Me: What did you need to talk to me about?
Mary: ok i heard this crazy rumor about you
Mary: and i dont believe its true
Me: Which one now?
Mary: well my mom said that she heard that you were pregnant
Me: HAHAHAHA!
Me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!\
Me: No..Hunnie Im not.
Mary: and she heard it from emily gould mom, who heard it from emily.
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: This is hysterical!
Mary: so i was like.
Mary: no
Me: Its not possible beautiful.
Me: Haha...Thats great.
Mary: i no
Mary: but i was like
Mary: why would emily say that
Me: Who fucking knows.
Me: Lol..but I think its cute.
Mary: lol
How godly awsome is that!? Wow. My turn my turn! No...So lovelies if you hear that I am pregnant...Id like to inform you that I am in fact, not.If you want me to get into menstral cycles and proof I will. Or you can take my word for it. But Im not. And this isnt the first time people thought this. Last time it was over an away message, that was a song to begin with...and it escalated into me being pregnant and Im like..Ummmm...Virgin? (At the time.) I was sorts funny. But I think people just needed something to talk about. YAY! Alyssa is center of gossip once again! Go me! At least Im not forgotten thought eh? ;)