Yeah um...

[blackrangerboi]

Heh um.. Santa, I'm I guess flattered and all that you find me attractive, but....

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[rorofightdapowa]

How the fuck did I manage THAT?

[blackrangerboi]

Worst. Santa. Ever.

[rorofightdapowa]

But the fucking tag said "Manabe."

I didn't wrap the damn thing, I just delivered em.

[rorofightdapowa]

No wait, I did wrap a few.

[rorofightdapowa]

Brandy was involved at some point during the last two days.

[blackrangerboi]

When some little girl gets a vibrator for christmas, it's on your head.

[rorofightdapowa]

In retrospect.

I think that was supposed to go to Leona.

[blackrangerboi]

........................I disown you both.

[rorofightdapowa]

Hey.

Hey.

That means she might have your real present.

Fuck I hope she doesn't think it's some like...collectible Black Ranger sex toy.

[blackrangerboi]

DUDE. DUDE. YOU HAVE ME A SEXY NIGHTGOWN THING. IT'S OVER. THE LOVE IS GONE!

[rorofightdapowa]

NOT INTENTIONALLY GEEZ.

Give it to Gakuto or something.

[blackrangerboi]

I DISOWN YOU! OUR LOVE IS OVER.

No. He already got his gift.

[rorofightdapowa]

You do realize I still personally got you a Megazord, right?

What was that?

[blackrangerboi]

I BET YOU'RE GOING TO SEND IT TO SOME POOR ETHIOPIAN KID WHO WILL ONLY EAT IT FOR FOOD!

A candy necklace and one of those rings you get from a 25 cent machine.

[rorofightdapowa]

My job as Santa's done, Manabe.

One of those ring pops?

[blackrangerboi]

And you failed at it. I want a refund.

No. One of those cheep mood ring ones.