Twelve Days of Christmas- Fifth Day

[sharklady35]

Title: Jack's Twelve Days of Christmas
Author: sharklady35
Word Count: 447
Rating: G
Character (in both senses): Jack Sparrow
Disclaimer: 'Pirates of the Caribbean' belongs to Disney.
Summary: Jack humorously contemplates what he'd do with the sung-about gifts.http://www.fanfiction.

Comments

[pearlseed]

Jack always our funny wonderful captain Jack! And his faithful second, miz sharks!! Merry belated, happy early New Year and you are just absolutely pluperfect cherry! I'll let you wear one of my new snap bracelets (my favorite being "the truth")! You done well, piratista, sounds just like old Jack, deed it does!

[sharklady35]

It's always reassuring to know I got his voice right. Thanks for R&Ring!

[geekmama]

That was hilarious! I love how he's ready to roast all the birds (except for the French Hens), and how he's ready to share with Lizzie and her children (six children?!) Great addition to our 12 Days celebration! Thank you!!

[sharklady35]

Liz may not actually have six whelps, but Jack has to account for the number somehow (remember he's ingested a fair volume of rum!)

I'm very glad you liked it- thanks for telling me!

[aletheiafelinea]

Overindulging, you say? It looks like a quite sober management, for me. ;D
Thanks for a bit of fun!

[sharklady35]

> It looks like a quite sober management, for me. <

'Cause this is Jack Sparrow. He keeps his wits right up 'til the moment he passes out.

Thanks for R&Ring!

[sharklady35]

Thank you muchly! I liked your contribution too. :)

[jenthegypsy]

*applause!applause* Drinks all around!!! :D

[sharklady35]

Make it bloody marys- it's on the mouse!

Thanks for R&Ring. :)