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http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985 If you are 13 and feeling....experimental....Don't use the dish hose from the sink as your ambassador to rectal pleasure. If you do, the spring-loaded handle thingy will open after you shove it up past the anus, making it impossible to get out.
Furthermore, it will be difficult to explain to your step-father when he discovers you how you became 'tethered' to the sink by the dish hose.
You'll have to have it surgically removed. And I'm betting nobody will volunteer to do the dishes ever again...
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