Look mom, procrastination!

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MEEEEEME

10 words or less: GO!

1.Angst
2. AU
3. Crack!fic
4.Crossover
5.First time
6.Fluff
7.Hurt/comfort
8.Humour
9.Smut
10. UST

Assume it's Can/Sey or US/Can...

1) Angst

He wakes and she's gone. The tsunami's taken her, everything.

2) AU

#13, Williams. Demon on the ice. #50 hates/wants him.

3) Crack!Fic

"...Al?"
"G-go away!"
"...Are you humping that Ronald McDonald cutout?!"

4) Crossover (Little Mermaid)

He woke to song and sunlight. She sang for him.

5) First time (that didn't happen, haha)

"Geography! I'm on top!"
"But... I'm more awesome!"
"Ugh, goodnight."

6) Fluff

"Do that again!"
"What?"
"The bear impression--it's so cute!"

7) Hurt/Comfort (umm, I guess this is really just Angst Mark 2)

Alfred was rigid in his arms, keening as the towers fell.

8) Humour

"...Jim Carrey?"

"Canadian."

"Mike Meyers?"

"Canadian!"

"...Pam Anderson?"

"Keep her."

9) Smut

They moved together on the beach like the incoming tide.

10) UST

Whenever he said "stimulus package", Matt's eyes automatically glanced downward.