Fic: Accept Message (Chuck/Sarah) PG
Title: Accept Message?
Characters: Chuck, Sarah
Pairings: Chuck/Sarah
Author: blackmustache
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Somewhere mid to late S2. I may pin it down specifically in later chapters but right now this would fit nicely pretty much anywhere.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. If I did I’d have much more money.
Summary: It’s a quiet day in the Orange Orange and Sarah needs to find a way to occupy herself.
Author’s Note: I don’t know where this came from. It’s nothing like the kind of thing I usually write and it’s my first time writing for Chuck! But I think it could go on. We’ll see! I have some ideas, at least!
ACCEPT MESSAGE FROM ORANGEORANGE?
MESSAGE ACCEPTED
ORANGEORANGE: That’s an original screen name! It was super hard to track you down.
BART0WSK1: Sarah?
ORANGEORANGE: Maybe.
BART0WSK1: Are you IMing me? From WORK?! All this time and you’ve never IMed me! Calls, texts… but never IMs!
ORANGEORANGE: I can get bored too, you know. This is what wifi was invented for.
BART0WSK1: And you came to me for entertainment. I’m touched.
ORANGEORANGE: You were the only person I could think of that would be online in the middle of the day.
BART0WSK1: I don’t have to be, if you’re going to be insulting!
ORANGEORANGE: Okay! I’m sorry! You are truly the most entertaining person I know.
BART0WSK1: That’s better.
BART0WSK1: And I’ve had this SN for years. I was going to change it to SUPERSPY2009 but I didn’t think you or Casey would approve.
ORANGEORANGE: Yeah. Not so much. So, what are you doing with your day off?
BART0WSK1: Call of Duty. Trying to come up with ideas for Awesome’s bachelor party. Pretty much anything that doesn’t involve flashing on things.
ORANGEORANGE: Be careful, Chuck. We can’t be sure our IM isn’t being monitored.
BART0WSK1: I didn’t say anything incriminating! And why would it be?
BART0WSK1: Sarah?
ORANGEORANGE IS NOW IDLE.
BART0WSK1: Okay! I won’t say anything else! Sarah? Are you there?
ORANGEORANGE HAS RETURNED FROM IDLE.
ORANGEORANGE: Sorry. Miracle of miracles, we had a customer.
ORANGEORANGE: Did you think somebody had come to assassinate me because they read what you said and realised who I am?
BART0WSK1: …Maybe.
ORANGEORANGE: Aw, that’s sweet!
BART0WSK1: Fine. I was going to offer to come down there and whisk you away after work for a lovely, relaxing, not at all romantic meal, for which I will pay despite not really being your actual boyfriend, but if you’re just going to make fun of me, I’ll stay here and talk to Morgan on Skype while we play Mario Kart on the Wii.
ORANGEORANGE: Oh…
BART0WSK1: There was maybe even going to be ice cream.
ORANGEORANGE: I’ll try to stop making fun of you!
ORANGEORANGE: I get off at 6. Do you want to meet me here? :)
BART0WSK1: I know you get off at 6. As your fake boyfriend its my job to know these things! Just like you knew I was off today.
ORANGEORANGE: You sent me a text this morning saying “Don’t forget I’m not at work today.”
BART0WSK1: Well, it would be awkward if you’d gone to the Buy More looking for me on my day off! As my girlfriend, they’d want to know why you didn’t know that already.
ORANGEORANGE: I did know that already!
BART0WSK1: You just said you didn’t!
ORANGEORANGE: No, I said you told me. I was stating a fact. I didn’t say I didn’t already know before I got your text.
ORANGEORANGE: Customer.
BART0WSK1: Now you’re just being pedantic.
BART0WSK1: You must REALLY be bored.
BART0WSK1: And thanks for the heads up this time.
ORANGEORANGE IS NOW IDLE.
BART0WSK1 IS NOW IDLE.
ORANGEORANGE HAS RETURNED FROM IDLE.
ORANGEORANGE: Chuck?
ORANGEORANGE IS NOW IDLE.
BART0WSK1 HAS RETURNED FROM IDLE.
ORANGEORANGE HAS RETURNED FROM IDLE.
ORANGEORANGE: UGH. I hate it when people can’t make a decision. It’s frozen yoghurt! It’s not life or death, just pick one!
BART0WSK1: *pets*
ORANGEORANGE: Did you just PET me?!
BART0WSK1: Metaphorical petting!
BART0WSK1:…that’s not really any better, is it?
ORANGEORANGE: *glares*
BART0WSK1: Won’t happen again.
ORANGEORANGE: Good.
BART0WSK1: So about date night.
ORANGEORANGE: That sounds ominous.
BART0WSK1: I just had a call from Ellie. She and Awesome have to work double shifts so I have the place to myself tonight.
ORANGEORANGE: We don’t have to go if Ellie and Awesome aren’t going to be there to witness us coming back. Kinda defeats the object.
BART0WSK1: Well, if that’s what you want… but it’s not what I was going to say.
ORANGEORANGE: Oh?
BART0WSK1: Ellie already cooked dinner for them. She said you and I should eat it, since it won’t keep til tomorrow and they’ll just want to go straight to bed when they get in.
BART0WSK1: I’m sure I could manage to eat it all myself if you don’t deem it necessary that you come over…
ORANGEORANGE: No, I’ll come.
ORANGEORANGE: I would never say no to Ellie’s cooking!
BART0WSK1: Okay!
BART0WSK1: It’s still a date, though, so I’ll come pick you up like we planned.
BART0WSK1: You get off at 6. I remember.
ORANGEORANGE: Okay. :)
ORANGEORANGE: I’ll even make an effort and get changed.
ORANGEORANGE: Just in case they come back early, or anything.
BART0WSK1: You spoil me, Sarah Walker.
ORANGEORANGE: I know. I’m far too good for you.
BART0WSK1: It’s a good job I have a top notch sarcasm meter. :P
ORANGEORANGE: Mmmm.
ORANGEORANGE: I gotta go. The slavedriver is coming. Standing here tapping on my phone’s not gonna look good. He’ll probably tell me I should be cleaning a freezer or maybe jumping up and down outside in my underwear to attract customers.
BART0WSK1: Well it would certainly work if you did!
BART0WSK1: ..Don’t, though.
ORANGEORANGE: :P
ORANGEORANGE: See you at 6.
ORANGEORANGE HAS SIGNED OFF.
BART0WSK1: Yeah. Bye.x
BART0WSK1: Oh, you’re gone.
BART0WSK1: I’m talking to myself.
BART0WSK1 HAS SIGNED OFF.
Characters: Chuck, Sarah
Pairings: Chuck/Sarah
Author: blackmustache
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Somewhere mid to late S2. I may pin it down specifically in later chapters but right now this would fit nicely pretty much anywhere.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. If I did I’d have much more money.
Summary: It’s a quiet day in the Orange Orange and Sarah needs to find a way to occupy herself.
Author’s Note: I don’t know where this came from. It’s nothing like the kind of thing I usually write and it’s my first time writing for Chuck! But I think it could go on. We’ll see! I have some ideas, at least!
ACCEPT MESSAGE FROM ORANGEORANGE?
MESSAGE ACCEPTED
ORANGEORANGE: That’s an original screen name! It was super hard to track you down.
BART0WSK1: Sarah?
ORANGEORANGE: Maybe.
BART0WSK1: Are you IMing me? From WORK?! All this time and you’ve never IMed me! Calls, texts… but never IMs!
ORANGEORANGE: I can get bored too, you know. This is what wifi was invented for.
BART0WSK1: And you came to me for entertainment. I’m touched.
ORANGEORANGE: You were the only person I could think of that would be online in the middle of the day.
BART0WSK1: I don’t have to be, if you’re going to be insulting!
ORANGEORANGE: Okay! I’m sorry! You are truly the most entertaining person I know.
BART0WSK1: That’s better.
BART0WSK1: And I’ve had this SN for years. I was going to change it to SUPERSPY2009 but I didn’t think you or Casey would approve.
ORANGEORANGE: Yeah. Not so much. So, what are you doing with your day off?
BART0WSK1: Call of Duty. Trying to come up with ideas for Awesome’s bachelor party. Pretty much anything that doesn’t involve flashing on things.
ORANGEORANGE: Be careful, Chuck. We can’t be sure our IM isn’t being monitored.
BART0WSK1: I didn’t say anything incriminating! And why would it be?
BART0WSK1: Sarah?
ORANGEORANGE IS NOW IDLE.
BART0WSK1: Okay! I won’t say anything else! Sarah? Are you there?
ORANGEORANGE HAS RETURNED FROM IDLE.
ORANGEORANGE: Sorry. Miracle of miracles, we had a customer.
ORANGEORANGE: Did you think somebody had come to assassinate me because they read what you said and realised who I am?
BART0WSK1: …Maybe.
ORANGEORANGE: Aw, that’s sweet!
BART0WSK1: Fine. I was going to offer to come down there and whisk you away after work for a lovely, relaxing, not at all romantic meal, for which I will pay despite not really being your actual boyfriend, but if you’re just going to make fun of me, I’ll stay here and talk to Morgan on Skype while we play Mario Kart on the Wii.
ORANGEORANGE: Oh…
BART0WSK1: There was maybe even going to be ice cream.
ORANGEORANGE: I’ll try to stop making fun of you!
ORANGEORANGE: I get off at 6. Do you want to meet me here? :)
BART0WSK1: I know you get off at 6. As your fake boyfriend its my job to know these things! Just like you knew I was off today.
ORANGEORANGE: You sent me a text this morning saying “Don’t forget I’m not at work today.”
BART0WSK1: Well, it would be awkward if you’d gone to the Buy More looking for me on my day off! As my girlfriend, they’d want to know why you didn’t know that already.
ORANGEORANGE: I did know that already!
BART0WSK1: You just said you didn’t!
ORANGEORANGE: No, I said you told me. I was stating a fact. I didn’t say I didn’t already know before I got your text.
ORANGEORANGE: Customer.
BART0WSK1: Now you’re just being pedantic.
BART0WSK1: You must REALLY be bored.
BART0WSK1: And thanks for the heads up this time.
ORANGEORANGE IS NOW IDLE.
BART0WSK1 IS NOW IDLE.
ORANGEORANGE HAS RETURNED FROM IDLE.
ORANGEORANGE: Chuck?
ORANGEORANGE IS NOW IDLE.
BART0WSK1 HAS RETURNED FROM IDLE.
ORANGEORANGE HAS RETURNED FROM IDLE.
ORANGEORANGE: UGH. I hate it when people can’t make a decision. It’s frozen yoghurt! It’s not life or death, just pick one!
BART0WSK1: *pets*
ORANGEORANGE: Did you just PET me?!
BART0WSK1: Metaphorical petting!
BART0WSK1:…that’s not really any better, is it?
ORANGEORANGE: *glares*
BART0WSK1: Won’t happen again.
ORANGEORANGE: Good.
BART0WSK1: So about date night.
ORANGEORANGE: That sounds ominous.
BART0WSK1: I just had a call from Ellie. She and Awesome have to work double shifts so I have the place to myself tonight.
ORANGEORANGE: We don’t have to go if Ellie and Awesome aren’t going to be there to witness us coming back. Kinda defeats the object.
BART0WSK1: Well, if that’s what you want… but it’s not what I was going to say.
ORANGEORANGE: Oh?
BART0WSK1: Ellie already cooked dinner for them. She said you and I should eat it, since it won’t keep til tomorrow and they’ll just want to go straight to bed when they get in.
BART0WSK1: I’m sure I could manage to eat it all myself if you don’t deem it necessary that you come over…
ORANGEORANGE: No, I’ll come.
ORANGEORANGE: I would never say no to Ellie’s cooking!
BART0WSK1: Okay!
BART0WSK1: It’s still a date, though, so I’ll come pick you up like we planned.
BART0WSK1: You get off at 6. I remember.
ORANGEORANGE: Okay. :)
ORANGEORANGE: I’ll even make an effort and get changed.
ORANGEORANGE: Just in case they come back early, or anything.
BART0WSK1: You spoil me, Sarah Walker.
ORANGEORANGE: I know. I’m far too good for you.
BART0WSK1: It’s a good job I have a top notch sarcasm meter. :P
ORANGEORANGE: Mmmm.
ORANGEORANGE: I gotta go. The slavedriver is coming. Standing here tapping on my phone’s not gonna look good. He’ll probably tell me I should be cleaning a freezer or maybe jumping up and down outside in my underwear to attract customers.
BART0WSK1: Well it would certainly work if you did!
BART0WSK1: ..Don’t, though.
ORANGEORANGE: :P
ORANGEORANGE: See you at 6.
ORANGEORANGE HAS SIGNED OFF.
BART0WSK1: Yeah. Bye.x
BART0WSK1: Oh, you’re gone.
BART0WSK1: I’m talking to myself.
BART0WSK1 HAS SIGNED OFF.