The Jessica Fletcher Story
FADE IN: A SITTING ROOM. SOMEWHERE IN LIMERICK
Two people sit watching bad TV. The radiation from the cathode rays seep into their heads slowly melting their brains. They die. Horribly. JESSICA FLETCHER is quickly on the scene. The gardai arrive eventually in typically late fashion.
JESSICA FLETCHER
Sergeant, you need not worry. While you snail crawled your way here I solved the mystery
The SERGEANT without hearing any more arrests JESSICA FLETCHER on suspicion of murder. She is found guilty of this murder and several others making her the most prolific serial killer ever to greet our shores.
Well her and George W. Bush. But everyone hates him, and I really don’t wanna be part of the popular front. She is sentenced to 178 life sentences?!? But because of the shitty Irish legal system she only serves 6 months.
She now lives in the Phoenix Park in a giant peach with a group of mutant bugs……the freak!!
FIN
Two people sit watching bad TV. The radiation from the cathode rays seep into their heads slowly melting their brains. They die. Horribly. JESSICA FLETCHER is quickly on the scene. The gardai arrive eventually in typically late fashion.
JESSICA FLETCHER
Sergeant, you need not worry. While you snail crawled your way here I solved the mystery
The SERGEANT without hearing any more arrests JESSICA FLETCHER on suspicion of murder. She is found guilty of this murder and several others making her the most prolific serial killer ever to greet our shores.
Well her and George W. Bush. But everyone hates him, and I really don’t wanna be part of the popular front. She is sentenced to 178 life sentences?!? But because of the shitty Irish legal system she only serves 6 months.
She now lives in the Phoenix Park in a giant peach with a group of mutant bugs……the freak!!
FIN