A vulgar display of my penis.
Okay, not really, but damn, I'm not in a great mood at the moment. Despite Uni being fairly fun and interesting (Harry Potter 'porno' mash-up track. Must be heard to be believed.), by the time I got home, I was knackered. So I wasn't too pleased to get talked at for another five minutes by Amelia.
What I said: 'Yes, there was some cheese on the side. No, it wasn't mine. No, really, it wasn't. Really, I haven't eaten at all today.'
What I thought: 'Die, Die, Die, Die and Die some more. You annoying little bitch. I don't care about the cheese - in fact, I may sneak into your room tonight and drown you in warm Brie just to teach you a lesson.'
Aaaaaargh McFuck. With FuckFries. And a FuckFlurry.
*Headdesk*
What I said: 'Yes, there was some cheese on the side. No, it wasn't mine. No, really, it wasn't. Really, I haven't eaten at all today.'
What I thought: 'Die, Die, Die, Die and Die some more. You annoying little bitch. I don't care about the cheese - in fact, I may sneak into your room tonight and drown you in warm Brie just to teach you a lesson.'
Aaaaaargh McFuck. With FuckFries. And a FuckFlurry.
*Headdesk*