Dec 28, 2004 22:28
Today was a pretty sweet day.
I went skiing at Sunday River with Pat and Ziggy and that beast girl. It was sweet but kinda chilly. When I left the house it was like -5. Eventually it was like 20ish.
I pretty much saw like the funniest thing I have seen in a long time today. Call me an asshole if you must but i think you would've laughed too. Driving to the mountain I saw what I thought to be a little boy in a big parka waddling around in his driveway, but actually it was a midget. I wouldn't of laughed if it was just a regular midget. No, this one was special. It was only about 3 feet tall, and fat. But not normal fat, instead it resembled a pancake becasue the stomach and back weren't fat, only the sides. Because of it's size it waddled like a penguin. Like really waddled, like 2.4 seconds between each step.
Thats why i laughed.
The skiing was pretty good, Pat hurt his neck. For some reason my high voice was working rather well today so i kept making the sound of the Nazgul. I saw a trail named Oz. Beast showes me where she killed a squirrel.
Oh. I fell today. No, not on the slopes. In the bathroom.
Okay I didn't feel so dandy, so I hit the b-room just in case i have to make poop [heh]. I am just doing the regular-thing, you know sit down and let it come out. then its out, so I stand up to wipe my rear. Well my wet plastic bottomed ski boots with the wet tile floor was not a good combo. When I tried to stand up I slipped and my feet shot forward and my upper back hit the part of the toliet where the water is held. Ouch. Then right after I could hear the other people in the bathroom stop what they were doing to check me out.
So really this is what they saw.
Some guys legs fly out of the stall and he makes a loud grunt [when my back hit] followed by the smack of the boots. interpret that as you will.
so yeah and now I am really tired [3.5 hours of sleep last night] and skiing = :/]
And tomorrow I have to read some more of that book, and make some final touches on Rae's laptop.
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Wanna hear some good news?!
RAE IS COMING HOME TOMORROW
HOLY FCUKING YEAH MAN
It's like WHOA.
and I know i'm not the only one excited.
well I wrote more than usual so I guess I should stop.
[okbye and I am hella pumped for the mistletoad!]
<3This Boy.