Finance and poop
(My CD just matured, so I was talking with my brother about using that money and investing in municipal bonds)
Scott: aye - how's about owning pieces of sewage of ringwood? :)
me: delicious. I can taste the dysentary.
Scott: they more they defecate/emit, the more secure the income stream of the bond
me: well...I think the rate of defecation will be steady. what do you think?
Scott: aye - difficult to get away from that - you may cut back on other luxuries, but that one, i think it is safe to reckon, may be considered a necessity
me: perhaps I should fund a program to increase your intake of fiber in ringwood
Scott: u can give away your excess poop pills to them
My brother and I are both gross, terrible people.
Scott: aye - how's about owning pieces of sewage of ringwood? :)
me: delicious. I can taste the dysentary.
Scott: they more they defecate/emit, the more secure the income stream of the bond
me: well...I think the rate of defecation will be steady. what do you think?
Scott: aye - difficult to get away from that - you may cut back on other luxuries, but that one, i think it is safe to reckon, may be considered a necessity
me: perhaps I should fund a program to increase your intake of fiber in ringwood
Scott: u can give away your excess poop pills to them
My brother and I are both gross, terrible people.