The Yao Chronicles 1.9 - In Which Crazy is an Evil Little Shit
The Yao Chronicles: A sort of pixel_trade legacy, I'm using other people's sims, but not necessarily following all the rules, mostly because it's how I roll, ya know?
Notes: Short update this time, mostly to tie up a few loose ends. To make up for it, there'll be a special update soon. This would have been up sooner, except life got crazy hectic over the past week or so.
Last Time: Mathias Jansen was a creeper and I wanted to smite the everloving fuck out of him. There were a couple of snow days, some epic win and some epic fail. Crazy got himself a girlfriend and a job in his LTW career, Sam got a garden. Dag reached the top of her career, and in doing so reached her LTW and became permaplat, Sam somehow got demoted by his "boss" and we finished with the twins being shipped off to uni.
Current Spouse: Dag Yao (trappingit)
This update includes sims by: brilliantcat kathsy freudroid javabean_dreams
Previous Updates:
1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 | 1.6 | 1.7 | 1.8
Sam really loves his little garden - and since he's getting up long before his carpool comes, his first port of call is often the vegetable patch.
Crazy: My brother may be an astronaut, but I am a dread pirate!
Crazy: ~blub blub blub...
Crazy: Yarr, I'm back again. And I can see for miles!
Crazy: ...although I wish I could unsee that.
Ha ha ha, fuck you enthusiasm chance cards.
Dag: Some days, I just want to fly away and spend some time on a hot beach somewhere.
Aww yeah! Can't keep a good doctor down.
Dag: I feel so fulfilled by the fact that I have so many great friends.
Dag has three cooking points. I never knew this, and so with her often working nights she spends her days improving that.
Sam's garden got expanded a little. I am determined to get him a gold badge.
Fuck.
Dag: Some people just have no taste.
Dag: Hmmm, what to spend my hard earned cash on?
(This also serves the purpose of showing you that Dag's second LTW is 81.43% complete!)
Dag: A holiday home. Hint hint.
Sadie (brilliantcat): Don't mind me. just passin' by.
Kella (kathsy): Aw yeah, your stereo is amazing. I'mma dance allll night.
Crazy wanted to go on a date with Nell (freudroid), so I sent them down to a beachside café that I'm not sure I like. It was too dark to make a real judgement though.
Crazy: Gonna get ya! *tickles*
Nell: Nooo~! Hahahaha!
Demitri(javabean_dreams): *creeps*
Crazy & Nell: *smooch*
Demitri: *creeps*
Crazy & Nell: *fall in ~love~*
Demitri: Hahahaha, your boobs are tiny!
Crazy: Nobody is mean to my Nell and gets away with it *noogies*
Seriously. Everywhere they went he followed, like a goddamned shadow. Mati 2.0 in the making!
Crazy: Mehehehehehehehehehehe.
...Um, what are you doing?
Nell: I don't see anything...
Crazy: Eheeheeheheheheheee.
Oh. Poor Nell.
Sam: My job sucks.
Dag: You can't keep a good Yao down. The Bella trick works every time.
I refuse to let Sam be a quitter, so he retires gracefully. Also he's permaplat so that want can suck it.
Sam: I want to walk out of there telling every single one of you to suck my left one. However, I am an adult and will take my retirement gracefully.
Crazy dance time! (Personally? I think he's listening to this. [Potentially NSFW])
♪ Yo, from Boardwalk to Park Avenue
♪ Yeah I can get with any dick but they ain't thick as you
♪ So hit me up when ya pass through
♪ To get this big ol' booty and some attitude
Speaking of attitude, Sam and Dag love engaging in "Sims 3: Deathmatch" or something.
Crazy's latest obsession seems to be fishing. He kept rolling the want, so I caved and created a fish pond to go with the vegetable garden. It'll be a way to get future generations earning their keep at least!
The annoying thing is, I have a mod that's supposed to stop this >:|
Sam is still on his quest for a Gold badge and some tasty produce.
Speaking of tasty, Crazy was hungry so I made him cook something he'd caught. You can't beat fresh!
Being a pleasure sim, Crazy wanted to buy a toy. Since Mysterieuse and Astronaut's rooms are empty, I decided to start a little early for the next generation.
Dag: No, Cindy (kathsy). Go away.
Hahaha, no.
Some father and son bonding time.
Crazy: Why is this such hard work?
2am chatting. Ah, I remember those days well.
Now that he's always around, I like to make Sam useful.
Ugh, I really hate the Free Time chance cards.
Crazy: :D
That had better be your IT work young man.
Crazy had one random day of paid vacation, so I made him use it.
Watering Sam's plants for him...
...mainly to up his interest in Nature.
Crazy: MOTHERFUCKER!
Crazy: "...and I felt like Nicolas Cage in a shitty film, as the swarm surrounded me." +8000
Crazy's love of dancing means he's earned more in scholarships than Astronaut and Mysterieuse.
It's just a pity that his parents are too busy sleeping to see him leave.
Bye Crazy! See you soon!
Since Sam and Dag won't be around for a little while, I decided to allow them to go on vacation.
Since she gave Sam the property she bought earlier, I let Dag buy another one.
Sam's plants are still his most important concern most days.
They're going to be visiting Sam's property on this holiday.
But Sam's too interested in his bath to care.
*drumroll time* And that photo marks the end of Generation 1. There will be a special update later, so you guys can see Sam and Dag's holiday adventures if you wish. Fingers crossed I can get Gen 2 fully underway soon!