The Yao Chronicles 1.4 : In Which Dag Yao Will END You
A quick recap: A Sort of pixel_trade legacy, I'm using other people's sims, but not necessarily following all the rules.
Current Spouses: Dag Yao (trappingit)
This update includes sims by: trappingit brilliantcat kathsy
As hinted at by the last shot of the previous update, it's birthday time! None of the kids actually made it to their cake, but that's my fault.
First up, we have Crazy, who like his sister is very like Sam.
Speaking of Mysterieuse, here she is celebrating the fact that she's no longer in nappies.
Astronaut: Whoo, childhood! +1000
He's pretty much a male version of Dag, with a lot of Sam's colouring.
As their house could barely contain them before, it's time for an upgrade.
Have some gratuitous shots of their new house. This will probably be the last house!spam I post in the main updates. (Future ones will probably go on my tumblr.)
Ground Floor.
First Floor.
Downstairs Hallway (with Crazy's toddler blanket.)
Living Room.
The quite empty study.
Kitchen/Dining Room.
Crazy's Nursery.
Astronaut and Mysterieuse's Bedroom.
Bathroom.
Sam and Dag's Bedroom.
Sam: Hi doggy.
Leader of the Pack: I hate that movie. - -
Luckily, Mysterieuse and Astronaut are fast asleep, away from their father's idiocy.
Sam: Now, how does this stuff work again?
Sam: That's right little dude. Drink it all up.
You all know what this means... TODDLER TRAINING SPAM TIME.
Sam: Embrace your ability to poop. Embrace it.
Crazy: Nuh-uh. Not singing.
Crazy: This is fun.
Crazy: Man, pooping is awesome.
Crazy: My dad's an idiot.
Crazy: :D
Sam: Aw yeah, look at you go!
Astronaut: OhmyGodIlovejumpingonthisbedohmyGodwhee!
Meanwhile, Msyterieuse has developed the family syndrome known as RC Car Addiction.
Which has no bearing on Dag's new favouritism when it comes to her kids.
Sam: Can you say teddy?
Crazy: ...
Sam: Okay, how about bottle?
Crazy: Bot...tle.
Dag: I could have had it all. Gone travelling, seen the world. Instead, I met your dad and got married.
Mysterieuse: That is so profound.
The RC Car Addiction claims its fourth victim in the Yao family.
Sam: Look at my little man :]
If it weren't for the absence of Sam, this would be a great family portrait.
Proof that Dag likes her children slightly more when they're all grown up.
WHAT? YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW, DAG HAS WORK SOON.
Nanny: Bwahahaa, I'm going to take your table for this, you scrounging toe-rag!
;_; Why the table? I don't have enough money to replace it. You could have taken a chair, you old hag.
Dag: I swear, Sadie (brilliantcat), if she was any heavier she'd be a sumo wrestler.
Irfanview seems to have lost some of my pictures here, so to sum up; Dag's carpool arrives, as she's supposed to be going to work, but she can't bear to leave poor Crazy alone. In desperation, she calls the Nanny.
And gets this in response.
Astronaut and Mysterieuse would like to interrupt this update to let you know that they are succeeding at life...
But what's Dag doing?
Dag: *cough cough* All my kids are home sick with a horrible bug, and I think I've caught it from them...
Ladies and Gentlmen; Dag Yao's First Day in her New Job.
Astronaut: Bye Mister Bus Driver!
Astronaut: Huh, only a C+ on my first day? Aww.
Mysterieuse: Haha, I bet I've done so well.
Mysterieuse: Whaaaat?
Suck it up, Princess.
Dag: Homework is so important. Let me help you.
Yes, do make yourself useful Mrs I-should-be-at-work.
Instead of doing her homework and since her friend never showed, Mysterieuse decides to spend time bonding with her younger brother.
Sam: I feel like something is very, very wrong with the world...
Kella (kathsy): When I move in here, there will be a path leading to the door.
Um... okay?
Mysterieuse:: And this flamingo will be removed and burnt.
Note time again! I dashed away from my game, thinking I'd paused it, but I hadn't. It seems that in the time I was gone, Kella somehow managed to annoy Dag, with disastrous consequences.
Dag: ...you're not careful I'll take your attitude, and your insistence that you'll take my place in this family one day, and shove it so far down your throat you'll need a proctologist to get it back.
Kella: Well I never.
Dag: And if you try anything? I. Will. End. You.
Dag celebrates her victory by stuffing herself full of food.
Sam: Oh, my bladder is so full!
I remember how this ends.
Apparently not this time though. Good for you Sam.
Astronaut: OHMYGODYESILOVEJUMPINGONMYBED.
Twin bonding ♥
(I have twin nephews IRL, and when they're not being horrible to each other, it's really sweet to watch them together :3)
This is not the first time Sam and Dag have tried to scar their children like this.
Astronaut: I've put so much work into this...
Astronaut: Just a B+? Come on!
Mysteriuse: :D
Mysterieuse: I got a B+ too *shrug*
Astronaut: That teacher simply does not know quality. Hmph.
And we finish the update with a touching moment from Sam and Crazy.
I have one more update to post, and then I'm all caught up to where I've played, so updates might be a little slower for a while until I get the hang of things. We'll see.