Uterus for Sale

[blacklungz]

Unbelievable deal! One fully functional, albeit over-ambitious uterus. Act now, and I'll even throw in two ovaries with matching fallopian tubes, at no extra cost!!! Guaranteed to last from now until menopause. You don't want to miss out on this one folks! There's no catch, no contract to sign -- this painfully incredible offer just can't be beat!

I'm keeping my vagina though...