BATNAPPED!
Aww. My first lost package.
Boo, little Boo the Baby Bat! Where are you???
Disappeared somewhere between Toronto and his new home in the US. He has been missing for a month. I hold hope he was just misplaced and will be mailed home soon. Sniff!
I have had orders go missing for a while, but never for a month. Ugh, how frustrating. Good thing it was a nice and understanding person who had bought him. I always hear about mail going missing, Where does it go? I mean, why have a return address??
Although, if a little fuzzy critter showed up in my mailbox by mistake, I would so tempted to steal him and love him up myself. Damn your adorableness! But I would never keep him, because I have a mother, and stealing makes moms cry. HEAR THAT BATNAPPER?