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[11:42:39 PM] Blacklid: us girls went to Starbucks today after lunch
[11:42:51 PM] Tahirire: orly
[11:43:04 PM Blacklid: and at the drivethru, L ordered a "tall blonde"
[11:43:28 PM] Tahirire: I've been drinking those starbucks frappuchino thingies like my life depends on it. which it may very well do.
[11:43:32 PM] Tahirire: lol
[11:43:37 PM] Tahirire: did she get one?
[11:43:43 PM] Blacklid: And C started laughing, so she says, "No, no really. I want a tall Blonde coffee."
[11:44:13 PM] Blacklid: And the drive thru guy started to mess with her. He was like, "Yeah? You want that hot or extra hot?"
[11:44:45 PM] Tahirire: LOL
[11:44:50 PM] Blacklid: and she goes, "Extra hot is fine. As long as it doesn't burn going down."
[11:44:57 PM] Blacklid: ALL OF US DYING
[11:45:04 PM] Blacklid: and she's like, "What?"
[11:45:20 PM] Tahirire: *dies*
[11:46:14 PM] Blacklid: And so we get to the window, and Seattle is working (a super fine, hot, tall, blonde guy with a sweet smile...from Seattle, obviously) and the guy working the window has him by the elbow and he goes, "You ordered the tall, hot blonde?"
[11:46:16 PM] Tahirire: What was she TRYING to order?
[11:46:33 PM] Blacklid: And Seattle is grinning like crazy and C and I are laughing so hard we can't breathe
[11:46:36 PM] Tahirire: omg, that is freaking fabulous
[11:46:43 PM] Blacklid: and L and is all, "Yes, I did."
[11:47:17 PM Blacklid: And the guy holding onto Seattle's arm deadpans, "Would you like a sleeve?"
[11:47:34 PM] Tahirire: *dies more*
[11:48:33 PM] Blacklid: L is getting all confused because she still doesn't get why we're all DYING
[11:48:54 PM] Blacklid: it takes her 10 freaking seconds... and she goes OH MY GOD
[11:50:47 PM] Blacklid: they give us our drinks and mine has a little stopper in the lid, and I of course take it out almost immediately and whipped cream pops out all over my scarf
[11:51:10 PM] Blacklid: and Seattle cracks up... and L is all "What happened now?"
[11:51:43 PM] Blacklid: and I said, "Oh, I just got cream all over me. This is what happens everytime I go to .... lick the stick."
[11:52:01 PM] Blacklid: I think by the time we got back to work, we were all hyperventilating.
[11:53:11 PM] Tahirire: lol
[11:53:28 PM] Tahirire: good times
[11:42:51 PM] Tahirire: orly
[11:43:04 PM Blacklid: and at the drivethru, L ordered a "tall blonde"
[11:43:28 PM] Tahirire: I've been drinking those starbucks frappuchino thingies like my life depends on it. which it may very well do.
[11:43:32 PM] Tahirire: lol
[11:43:37 PM] Tahirire: did she get one?
[11:43:43 PM] Blacklid: And C started laughing, so she says, "No, no really. I want a tall Blonde coffee."
[11:44:13 PM] Blacklid: And the drive thru guy started to mess with her. He was like, "Yeah? You want that hot or extra hot?"
[11:44:45 PM] Tahirire: LOL
[11:44:50 PM] Blacklid: and she goes, "Extra hot is fine. As long as it doesn't burn going down."
[11:44:57 PM] Blacklid: ALL OF US DYING
[11:45:04 PM] Blacklid: and she's like, "What?"
[11:45:20 PM] Tahirire: *dies*
[11:46:14 PM] Blacklid: And so we get to the window, and Seattle is working (a super fine, hot, tall, blonde guy with a sweet smile...from Seattle, obviously) and the guy working the window has him by the elbow and he goes, "You ordered the tall, hot blonde?"
[11:46:16 PM] Tahirire: What was she TRYING to order?
[11:46:33 PM] Blacklid: And Seattle is grinning like crazy and C and I are laughing so hard we can't breathe
[11:46:36 PM] Tahirire: omg, that is freaking fabulous
[11:46:43 PM] Blacklid: and L and is all, "Yes, I did."
[11:47:17 PM Blacklid: And the guy holding onto Seattle's arm deadpans, "Would you like a sleeve?"
[11:47:34 PM] Tahirire: *dies more*
[11:48:33 PM] Blacklid: L is getting all confused because she still doesn't get why we're all DYING
[11:48:54 PM] Blacklid: it takes her 10 freaking seconds... and she goes OH MY GOD
[11:50:47 PM] Blacklid: they give us our drinks and mine has a little stopper in the lid, and I of course take it out almost immediately and whipped cream pops out all over my scarf
[11:51:10 PM] Blacklid: and Seattle cracks up... and L is all "What happened now?"
[11:51:43 PM] Blacklid: and I said, "Oh, I just got cream all over me. This is what happens everytime I go to .... lick the stick."
[11:52:01 PM] Blacklid: I think by the time we got back to work, we were all hyperventilating.
[11:53:11 PM] Tahirire: lol
[11:53:28 PM] Tahirire: good times