Supernatural Fandom Secrets Repost, week of Nov 29
Warning: They're mostly (a)sexual this time. Like, thank goodness, gramma's gone, now bring on the handcuffs and the black leather and a rainslicker.
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE "OVERSHARING UNDERSPELLER'S MYSTERY TOUR".
BECAUSE THERE ARE NO DICTIONARIES IN SECRET!LAND.
PLEASE JUST SKIP OVER MY COMMENTARY. I JUST HAD TO... I LOVE ALL OF YOU. I REALLY, HONESTLY DO!
100.
Did she mean "nauseous"? Do I understand this secret anyway? No.
101.
...Oh... She only THINK. That's only *does math* 16.67% of the way to not cheering. That is the saddest thing ever.
102.
THANK YOU FOR SPELLING CORRECTLY. You'd win a prize, but I suck at this rewarding good deeds crap. Love, God.
103.
I am mostly posting these secrets so that someday I can look back and remember what I said about all these crazy people posting secrets anonymously because they think their opinion is so volitaile and dangerous. YAY, CRAZY!
104.
FAVORITE. Explanation unnecessary.
105.
Dear Secret I Want This Word In Someone's Mouth,
You are not broken. You are experiencing the great metamorphosis otherwise known as Second Puberty. Guys figured out that two is better than one ... oh, about ten years before you. You have a lot of catching up to do, so have fun!
-Lid
P.S. Teenage guys also figured out that keeping these in a pillowcase under the mattress was preferable to sharing them on the streetcorner. Your rights to the remote have henceforth been revoked.
106.
I can't do it. I need a towel and a shower and a blindfold just to get through all the posts this week. They say girls develop faster than boys. Oh, HAHA. Shizer. 0.o Two. Better than one. How many times does it need to be said?
107.
SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE FUCK.
108.
NOBODY ASKED YOU.
109.
That's okay. Someone's already stooping both of them. Take a number / Thanks for playing.
110.
WAS THERE SOMETHING IN THE WATER THIS WEEK? TWO. BETTER THAN ONE.
My voice. It might give out.
111.
Dude. Dean. People are telling on you. It wasn't me. *shifty eyes*
112.
When you say "got", you mean...
113.
For Thanksgiving, I had pie. And a Winchester. Yeah.
114.
This is RELEVANT. NO, REALLY.
115.
FINE. NO MORE SPN SECETS, YOU GUYS. HAVE A HEART.
116.
RELEVANT? PROBABLY.
117.
BUT CAN A WOMAN OPEN IT.
118.
YOU FORGOT THE PART ABOUT YOU WANT HIM TO DIE EVIL.
I'll be back later to check on your work.
P.S. DON'T FORGET TO MENTION HOW HE PLAYS WITH DOLLS.
119.
YES, HE IS. SMARMY SCENE IS SMARMY. AND HOT. AND.... EVIL.
P.S. Yeah, sure! You can have this spot right over here...
120.
I before E except after did you see what I did there with this actually being relevant...
121.
COMING SOON TO A (THEATER?) NEAR YOU: REVENGE OF THE RETURN OF THE SON OF BOWLIPS.
122.
relevant.
123.
Perhaps I do not comprehend. It's called a power button? Come back in six months and I'll let you know how it ends.
124.
MISHA-WIVE.
WAT.
Wait. So... secrets are dreaded, so you make one. Mishalanders are ruining the show, but you look forward to them more.
...
I'm still confused.
125.
It's like an award.
126.
DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
127.
Relevant because I squinted.
128.
Hell, I took most of mine DOWN.
129.
Hi, Becky. We love you! *waves* How's Chuck?
130.
If you ask nicely, he'd probably give them to you.
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE "OVERSHARING UNDERSPELLER'S MYSTERY TOUR".
BECAUSE THERE ARE NO DICTIONARIES IN SECRET!LAND.
PLEASE JUST SKIP OVER MY COMMENTARY. I JUST HAD TO... I LOVE ALL OF YOU. I REALLY, HONESTLY DO!
100.
Did she mean "nauseous"? Do I understand this secret anyway? No.
101.
...Oh... She only THINK. That's only *does math* 16.67% of the way to not cheering. That is the saddest thing ever.
102.
THANK YOU FOR SPELLING CORRECTLY. You'd win a prize, but I suck at this rewarding good deeds crap. Love, God.
103.
I am mostly posting these secrets so that someday I can look back and remember what I said about all these crazy people posting secrets anonymously because they think their opinion is so volitaile and dangerous. YAY, CRAZY!
104.
FAVORITE. Explanation unnecessary.
105.
Dear Secret I Want This Word In Someone's Mouth,
You are not broken. You are experiencing the great metamorphosis otherwise known as Second Puberty. Guys figured out that two is better than one ... oh, about ten years before you. You have a lot of catching up to do, so have fun!
-Lid
P.S. Teenage guys also figured out that keeping these in a pillowcase under the mattress was preferable to sharing them on the streetcorner. Your rights to the remote have henceforth been revoked.
106.
I can't do it. I need a towel and a shower and a blindfold just to get through all the posts this week. They say girls develop faster than boys. Oh, HAHA. Shizer. 0.o Two. Better than one. How many times does it need to be said?
107.
SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE FUCK.
108.
NOBODY ASKED YOU.
109.
That's okay. Someone's already stooping both of them. Take a number / Thanks for playing.
110.
WAS THERE SOMETHING IN THE WATER THIS WEEK? TWO. BETTER THAN ONE.
My voice. It might give out.
111.
Dude. Dean. People are telling on you. It wasn't me. *shifty eyes*
112.
When you say "got", you mean...
113.
For Thanksgiving, I had pie. And a Winchester. Yeah.
114.
This is RELEVANT. NO, REALLY.
115.
FINE. NO MORE SPN SECETS, YOU GUYS. HAVE A HEART.
116.
RELEVANT? PROBABLY.
117.
BUT CAN A WOMAN OPEN IT.
118.
YOU FORGOT THE PART ABOUT YOU WANT HIM TO DIE EVIL.
I'll be back later to check on your work.
P.S. DON'T FORGET TO MENTION HOW HE PLAYS WITH DOLLS.
119.
YES, HE IS. SMARMY SCENE IS SMARMY. AND HOT. AND.... EVIL.
P.S. Yeah, sure! You can have this spot right over here...
120.
I before E except after did you see what I did there with this actually being relevant...
121.
COMING SOON TO A (THEATER?) NEAR YOU: REVENGE OF THE RETURN OF THE SON OF BOWLIPS.
122.
relevant.
123.
Perhaps I do not comprehend. It's called a power button? Come back in six months and I'll let you know how it ends.
124.
MISHA-WIVE.
WAT.
Wait. So... secrets are dreaded, so you make one. Mishalanders are ruining the show, but you look forward to them more.
...
I'm still confused.
125.
It's like an award.
126.
DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
127.
Relevant because I squinted.
128.
Hell, I took most of mine DOWN.
129.
Hi, Becky. We love you! *waves* How's Chuck?
130.
If you ask nicely, he'd probably give them to you.