So, where have I been lately? Um... GChat. *nods*
12:12 PM me: okay question
Dean
susannah: yes?
DEAN.
YES, PLEASE.
me: I know
12:13 PM lol
um...okay
susannah: Well, after all, my character is supposed to have HIT ON HIM. lol (referencing her write-in character's death in 'Bone Key'... because Kradical is an evil genius sometimes)
me: fandom seems to think that Dean is just now remembering Hell...
gleeks spit everywhere
STOP IT I B SRS BZNS
12:14 PM susannah: wipes eyez
me: But Dean has always remembered...
susannah: Yeah, he was remembering things even the first day. Just in bits & pieces.
12:15 PM me: he's spent the whole season so far either avoiding sleep and passing out with his boots on... or, lately, drinking himself into oblivion.
susannah: Yep.
pets him
me: So isn't it plausible that along with that wish in the well, he wished to NOT remember?
or is that cheating?
12:16 PM susannah: I don't think Dean would have wished something for himself. Remember his dearest wish in the Djinn episode? He'd have wished something for his family. Sammy. Someone he loves.
me: I mean, I can hear it in my head right now, "I don't wanna remember anymore... and I want a foot-long italian sub with jalapenos."
12:17 PM If he doesn't remember, then Sam won't have anything to avenge... right?
he's back - let's just do the job.
???
12:27 PM susannah: That makes sense. Esp. the part about the jalapenos. lol
and yeah... Dean just wants to be useful. You know
that little speech he makes
12:28 PM to Jaimie in Monster Movie?
me: sigh yeah...
poor Dean
susannah: The one that she replies, "So, that doesn't make you a monk, does it?"
It was supposed to be cheese
But it really, really wasn't.
me: It SO WASNT
susannah: The part about how he decided he had something to live for... a mission.
He finally recognizes, at least on the surface, what he's here for.
12:29 PM HUGS HIM SO TIGHT
I get a HUGE lump in my throat when I watch that scene.
AND THEN THEY HAD SEX. lol
me: life isn't really meaningless?
susannah: Yep.
He still thinks the world
is gonna end bloody
me: It's not just monsters in the night
susannah: but he appreciates the part he has to play in it.
His purpose.
The End.
cue applause
cue curtain
12:30 PM passes out drinks
me: cue little ballerina dancers
susannah: hee
high kicks
me: in pink tutus
susannah: YES
me: then exploding ball of fire
susannah: sporfle
me: G'NITE FOLKS
susannah: hee
12:31 PM I TOLD YOU IT WAS A MONSTER MOVIE. Do you believe me yet?
me: NO
REFUSES LALALALAICANTHEARYOU
susannah: AND THEN THEY WALKED OFF ARM-IN-ARM INTO THE SUNSET
12:32 PM IN ADDITION
THE REASON KRIPKE WANTS TO DO A SUPERNATURAL MOVIE
IS BECAUSE
THEN MAYBE HE CAN AFFORD TO PLAY THE MUSIC HE WANTS TO.
LOL
me: unless there is deep meaning in this cheese factory... esoterics <> hysterics
DO NOT WANT
susannah: hee
12:33 PM me: wait
music = want
will take cheese = music
SOME cheese
susannah: OF COURSE. BEN EDLUND ALWAYS MANAGES TO SQUEEZE THE CHEESE AND MAKE DEEP MEANING OUT OF NOTHING.
hee.
dips finger into cheese
licks fingers
hee
me: IS THAT ALL THERE IS????
12:34 PM So you've come to the dark side of Bendom where we have cookies
susannah: NEVAR.
IT IS ACK-CHEWALLY THE NEVAR ENDING STORY.
me: I guess that means I like MEANINGFUL CHEESE
susannah: THAT IS ANOTHER MOVIE TOO BTW.
me: I can't believe I just said that..
susannah: HEE.
12:35 PM WITH A BIG SCARY MONSTER THAT DEVOURS EVERYTHING.
me: Um. Matrix this is not... whatchu mean Willis?
ALF?
susannah: MOVIE TITLES.
me: ALF VS GODZILLA?
susannah: Who was that Alf-like character in Mystery Science Theater?
'Cuz he = DEAN.
LOL
12:36 PM TALK ABOUT CHEEZ.
12:37 PM me: You are close to blasphemy.
Dont make me come over there
give you a Kentucky Fried Ass Whoopin'
12:38 PM susannah: hee. I AM HAVING A REALLLL GOOD TIME.
12:39 PM I told you, everything will end in a big ball of Sam-induced, Dean-enabled FIRE. Fade to black. Then
12:40 PM me: YES
susannah: the lights will come up and it'll be a movie theater. Sam & Dean will be sitting together.
THEN
me: DANCING GIRLS!
THAT WOULD SUCK
susannah: They'll get up, walk out, arm in arm and down the street
into the red-painted sunset backdrop
a la Hollywood Babylon
LOL
hee
me: If I have to choose Cake or Death
12:41 PM susannah: YES, PLEASE
me: and now that - thanks to Companion Cubes everywhere - Cake IS Death.... I don't see any way out of certain doom
susannah: BEEFCAKE AND LE PETIT MORT
\0/
me: o.0
talk about a crossover
susannah: hee
me: lol
12:42 PM susannah: ICON: Deem=Cake; Sam=DEATH. hee
I WANTS BOTH.
me: you know... I still think Dean is gonna be the vessel
susannah: temporarily.
YES.
me: he'll do it to keep Sam from doing it
12:43 PM and because he knows Sam could stop it
and ... he's never been possessed... he's a ripe little possessio virgin for You Know Who
susannah: Yeah. Because Evil!Dean is absolutely the most horrifyingly frightening MOW they've had YET.
me: FIRE
CANNA WAIT
dances
susannah: hee.
me: YES YES YES
PLEEEEEEASE
susannah: I want the ... the motel room later. When DEAN KICKS HIS ASS.
\0/
me: KRIPKE.... I CAN HAZ DEMON!DEAN AND FIRE!SAM
AND THEY BOTH SAVE THE DAY
AND DEAN ISDA HERO
susannah: HOLY CRAP - HOW?
me: nods
throws confetti
how what?
because if Lucifer is trapped inside Dean (because you know he'll make sure he is)
susannah: How does Demon!Dean save the day? By not letting Sam be possessed?
12:46 PM me: and Sam can take him out... it would probably kill them both to do it...
susannah: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
me: but that would make Dean the ultimate Hero... the ultimate sacrifice
susannah: O.O
jaw drop
me: not just dying but living long enough to become your... well, you know how that goes
12:47 PM susannah: become your what?!
me: THIS is the fic I was gonna write
but I'm afraid
susannah: you should just do eet. BE BRAVE, PADUAN.
me: it's a line from a movie
susannah: YES
12:48 PM me: It's from Dark Knight
12:51 PM susannah: i didn't see that. i need to wait until it comes out on DVD so I can stop it and scream and cry when i need to. it'll probably take me a few days to get thru the whole thing.
12:52 PM me: YOU HAVENT?
YOU NEED TO
IT IS RELEVANT RELEVANT RELEVANT
12:53 PM susannah: I know. I fail. It's too much. meeps
me: Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
susannah: So. This is whom, in our little world?
me: Alfred = Bobby
susannah: Lucifer?
WAHT?
me: that's who said the line
12:54 PM susannah: oh. about the Joker, obvsly.
But who is the Joker in our universe?
me: He's talking about the Joker
but in our world it would be the faction of Hell that wants to destroy the world ... Azazel's followers
Lucifer does not want t destroy the world
IMHO
12:55 PM Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight.
Gordon = Hunters
talking about Sam
12:56 PM susannah: OH...
dude.
I LOVE THIS SHOW.
me: it goes on and on like that
susannah: yeah.
me: Alfred Pennyworth: [looks at the large gash on Bruce's arm] Were you mauled by a tiger?
Bruce Wayne: It was a dog...
Alfred Pennyworth: Huh?
Bruce Wayne: It was a big dog!
Lt. James Gordon: They'll hunt you.
Batman: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen.
DEAN = BATMAN
12:57 PM Batman: Then why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: [laughs] I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, you... you complete me.
0.o
Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.
Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so."
Alfred Pennyworth: Today, I don't want to.
[pauses for several moments]
Alfred Pennyworth: But I did bloody tell you.
12:58 PM 0.o
ON AND FREAKIN ON
The Joker: Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off?
12:59 PM Batman: I have one rule.
The Joker: Then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth.
Batman: Which is?
The Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight you're gonna break your one rule.
Batman: I'm considering it.
The Joker: No, there's only minutes left, so you're gonna have to play my little game if you want to save one of them.
1:00 PM Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
1:01 PM susannah: NO STOP. SCREAMS NO NO NO
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
For Christ's sake.
I don't believe Kripke can do this with no Cheez.
He's not THAT good. In fact, he's NO good without his cast & writers & support team and ROBERT SINGER.
me: lol
OH THEY ARE ALL TOGETHER THAT GOOD
1:03 PM susannah: YES. But it takes ALL of them.
See.
Kripke is NOT God. Except he is, sorta, "Just a Slob like one of US." lol
me: no argument here
1:04 PM shotgun blasts can be vury effective
susannah: IS IT THURSDAY YET?
Dean
susannah: yes?
DEAN.
YES, PLEASE.
me: I know
12:13 PM lol
um...okay
susannah: Well, after all, my character is supposed to have HIT ON HIM. lol (referencing her write-in character's death in 'Bone Key'... because Kradical is an evil genius sometimes)
me: fandom seems to think that Dean is just now remembering Hell...
gleeks spit everywhere
STOP IT I B SRS BZNS
12:14 PM susannah: wipes eyez
me: But Dean has always remembered...
susannah: Yeah, he was remembering things even the first day. Just in bits & pieces.
12:15 PM me: he's spent the whole season so far either avoiding sleep and passing out with his boots on... or, lately, drinking himself into oblivion.
susannah: Yep.
pets him
me: So isn't it plausible that along with that wish in the well, he wished to NOT remember?
or is that cheating?
12:16 PM susannah: I don't think Dean would have wished something for himself. Remember his dearest wish in the Djinn episode? He'd have wished something for his family. Sammy. Someone he loves.
me: I mean, I can hear it in my head right now, "I don't wanna remember anymore... and I want a foot-long italian sub with jalapenos."
12:17 PM If he doesn't remember, then Sam won't have anything to avenge... right?
he's back - let's just do the job.
???
12:27 PM susannah: That makes sense. Esp. the part about the jalapenos. lol
and yeah... Dean just wants to be useful. You know
that little speech he makes
12:28 PM to Jaimie in Monster Movie?
me: sigh yeah...
poor Dean
susannah: The one that she replies, "So, that doesn't make you a monk, does it?"
It was supposed to be cheese
But it really, really wasn't.
me: It SO WASNT
susannah: The part about how he decided he had something to live for... a mission.
He finally recognizes, at least on the surface, what he's here for.
12:29 PM HUGS HIM SO TIGHT
I get a HUGE lump in my throat when I watch that scene.
AND THEN THEY HAD SEX. lol
me: life isn't really meaningless?
susannah: Yep.
He still thinks the world
is gonna end bloody
me: It's not just monsters in the night
susannah: but he appreciates the part he has to play in it.
His purpose.
The End.
cue applause
cue curtain
12:30 PM passes out drinks
me: cue little ballerina dancers
susannah: hee
high kicks
me: in pink tutus
susannah: YES
me: then exploding ball of fire
susannah: sporfle
me: G'NITE FOLKS
susannah: hee
12:31 PM I TOLD YOU IT WAS A MONSTER MOVIE. Do you believe me yet?
me: NO
REFUSES LALALALAICANTHEARYOU
susannah: AND THEN THEY WALKED OFF ARM-IN-ARM INTO THE SUNSET
12:32 PM IN ADDITION
THE REASON KRIPKE WANTS TO DO A SUPERNATURAL MOVIE
IS BECAUSE
THEN MAYBE HE CAN AFFORD TO PLAY THE MUSIC HE WANTS TO.
LOL
me: unless there is deep meaning in this cheese factory... esoterics <> hysterics
DO NOT WANT
susannah: hee
12:33 PM me: wait
music = want
will take cheese = music
SOME cheese
susannah: OF COURSE. BEN EDLUND ALWAYS MANAGES TO SQUEEZE THE CHEESE AND MAKE DEEP MEANING OUT OF NOTHING.
hee.
dips finger into cheese
licks fingers
hee
me: IS THAT ALL THERE IS????
12:34 PM So you've come to the dark side of Bendom where we have cookies
susannah: NEVAR.
IT IS ACK-CHEWALLY THE NEVAR ENDING STORY.
me: I guess that means I like MEANINGFUL CHEESE
susannah: THAT IS ANOTHER MOVIE TOO BTW.
me: I can't believe I just said that..
susannah: HEE.
12:35 PM WITH A BIG SCARY MONSTER THAT DEVOURS EVERYTHING.
me: Um. Matrix this is not... whatchu mean Willis?
ALF?
susannah: MOVIE TITLES.
me: ALF VS GODZILLA?
susannah: Who was that Alf-like character in Mystery Science Theater?
'Cuz he = DEAN.
LOL
12:36 PM TALK ABOUT CHEEZ.
12:37 PM me: You are close to blasphemy.
Dont make me come over there
give you a Kentucky Fried Ass Whoopin'
12:38 PM susannah: hee. I AM HAVING A REALLLL GOOD TIME.
12:39 PM I told you, everything will end in a big ball of Sam-induced, Dean-enabled FIRE. Fade to black. Then
12:40 PM me: YES
susannah: the lights will come up and it'll be a movie theater. Sam & Dean will be sitting together.
THEN
me: DANCING GIRLS!
THAT WOULD SUCK
susannah: They'll get up, walk out, arm in arm and down the street
into the red-painted sunset backdrop
a la Hollywood Babylon
LOL
hee
me: If I have to choose Cake or Death
12:41 PM susannah: YES, PLEASE
me: and now that - thanks to Companion Cubes everywhere - Cake IS Death.... I don't see any way out of certain doom
susannah: BEEFCAKE AND LE PETIT MORT
\0/
me: o.0
talk about a crossover
susannah: hee
me: lol
12:42 PM susannah: ICON: Deem=Cake; Sam=DEATH. hee
I WANTS BOTH.
me: you know... I still think Dean is gonna be the vessel
susannah: temporarily.
YES.
me: he'll do it to keep Sam from doing it
12:43 PM and because he knows Sam could stop it
and ... he's never been possessed... he's a ripe little possessio virgin for You Know Who
susannah: Yeah. Because Evil!Dean is absolutely the most horrifyingly frightening MOW they've had YET.
me: FIRE
CANNA WAIT
dances
susannah: hee.
me: YES YES YES
PLEEEEEEASE
susannah: I want the ... the motel room later. When DEAN KICKS HIS ASS.
\0/
me: KRIPKE.... I CAN HAZ DEMON!DEAN AND FIRE!SAM
AND THEY BOTH SAVE THE DAY
AND DEAN ISDA HERO
susannah: HOLY CRAP - HOW?
me: nods
throws confetti
how what?
because if Lucifer is trapped inside Dean (because you know he'll make sure he is)
susannah: How does Demon!Dean save the day? By not letting Sam be possessed?
12:46 PM me: and Sam can take him out... it would probably kill them both to do it...
susannah: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
me: but that would make Dean the ultimate Hero... the ultimate sacrifice
susannah: O.O
jaw drop
me: not just dying but living long enough to become your... well, you know how that goes
12:47 PM susannah: become your what?!
me: THIS is the fic I was gonna write
but I'm afraid
susannah: you should just do eet. BE BRAVE, PADUAN.
me: it's a line from a movie
susannah: YES
12:48 PM me: It's from Dark Knight
12:51 PM susannah: i didn't see that. i need to wait until it comes out on DVD so I can stop it and scream and cry when i need to. it'll probably take me a few days to get thru the whole thing.
12:52 PM me: YOU HAVENT?
YOU NEED TO
IT IS RELEVANT RELEVANT RELEVANT
12:53 PM susannah: I know. I fail. It's too much. meeps
me: Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
susannah: So. This is whom, in our little world?
me: Alfred = Bobby
susannah: Lucifer?
WAHT?
me: that's who said the line
12:54 PM susannah: oh. about the Joker, obvsly.
But who is the Joker in our universe?
me: He's talking about the Joker
but in our world it would be the faction of Hell that wants to destroy the world ... Azazel's followers
Lucifer does not want t destroy the world
IMHO
12:55 PM Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight.
Gordon = Hunters
talking about Sam
12:56 PM susannah: OH...
dude.
I LOVE THIS SHOW.
me: it goes on and on like that
susannah: yeah.
me: Alfred Pennyworth: [looks at the large gash on Bruce's arm] Were you mauled by a tiger?
Bruce Wayne: It was a dog...
Alfred Pennyworth: Huh?
Bruce Wayne: It was a big dog!
Lt. James Gordon: They'll hunt you.
Batman: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen.
DEAN = BATMAN
12:57 PM Batman: Then why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: [laughs] I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, you... you complete me.
0.o
Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.
Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so."
Alfred Pennyworth: Today, I don't want to.
[pauses for several moments]
Alfred Pennyworth: But I did bloody tell you.
12:58 PM 0.o
ON AND FREAKIN ON
The Joker: Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off?
12:59 PM Batman: I have one rule.
The Joker: Then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth.
Batman: Which is?
The Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight you're gonna break your one rule.
Batman: I'm considering it.
The Joker: No, there's only minutes left, so you're gonna have to play my little game if you want to save one of them.
1:00 PM Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
1:01 PM susannah: NO STOP. SCREAMS NO NO NO
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
For Christ's sake.
I don't believe Kripke can do this with no Cheez.
He's not THAT good. In fact, he's NO good without his cast & writers & support team and ROBERT SINGER.
me: lol
OH THEY ARE ALL TOGETHER THAT GOOD
1:03 PM susannah: YES. But it takes ALL of them.
See.
Kripke is NOT God. Except he is, sorta, "Just a Slob like one of US." lol
me: no argument here
1:04 PM shotgun blasts can be vury effective
susannah: IS IT THURSDAY YET?