I'm a Triple Chin Girl in a Double Chin World

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Every time I read my sister's MySpace tag line, I laugh. "Silve​r foxes​ looki​ng for roman​ce in the chain​smoke​ Kansa​s flash​dance​ ass pants​."
Seriously, Beck. What does that even mean? And how was I completely gypped out of the family funny gene?