May 31, 2005 22:07
Myself and Matty G have long suspected Mr. Mac (science faculty) was a boozehound. Nothing personal against him, I love the guy, but we can't ignore the overwhelming evidence.
1) He's always late to class and seems disorientated upon arrival.
2) He once walked in swinging an empty beer can on a string.
3) In the period of one lesson, he managed to:
- Say "the angle of incidence equals the angle of... outcidence" when talking about the angle of incidence
and refraction.
- Look at Jack and say "Jack.... Daniel... Jack Daniel"
- Ask someone if a wave would get larger or bigger when it went through a sheet of perspex.