Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In July I stole
eggdrpsoup's purse (-30 points). Last Saturday I helped
trigonsraven across the street (6 points). In March I set
bebi_vegeta's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-68 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
blackkirara