My Strategies for Casino Seating
When I walk into a casino, I am faced with the difficult choice of where to sit. First, I think I should find a good spot near the bar. However, that leads me to lots of drinking, which makes me have to frequent the bathroom often. So then I try to find a place near the bar AND the bathrooms.
Sometimes, I like to sit at the slots near the front, thinking that most people don't use those machines as often so the big jackpot could be waiting for me there. Also, I like to people-watch and enjoy the steady flow of players in and out while mindlessly betting away.
However, I just read an article about a car crashing into a casino! Right through the front doors, smashing 20 rows of slot machines and killing 2 people! They say it's lucky it happened in the morning when it's less packed or there would have been many more fatalities.
I think my days of sitting near the casino entrance are done. With my luck, just as I hit the big jackpot, I'd get hit by a car.