★ well!

[blackhillcat]

I just had the most interesting experience. I had to fight off what seemed to be an actual Velociraptor from coming through my window and destroying my room and eating myself and the other residents. I think I managed to poke it's eye out before it gave up.

I had thought I was dreaming, but apparently not. My window is thoroughly trashed and there are deep scratch marks on the sill, and the glass is all broken.

Who should I sue for letting something lose and breaking my window?