J: Party Monster
Yeah, the party sucked.
Scandalosity:
Antonio kissed Jamie, then Jamie ran away.
Rui kissed me, then Rui ran way with Antonio to The Boilerhouse.
(Jesus, bit of a low ebb if I'm being ran away from for some oul taxi driver in a cum-stained towel...)
Jamie tried it on with Gareth, who fancied Mario.
So I don't believe all this rubbish about me falling asleep in the bath for 3 hours.
Though I do remember going to bed whilst chugging a bottle of wine.
And Jamie refusing to make me tea,
and chucking me out on the balcony instead -
"Time to put the cat out," were his cruel words -
apparently cats just eat, sleep, shag and are selfish bastards -
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Unfortunately I had no part in ruining Vinnie's lovelife!
I could go on, but being the soul of discretion (and slightly scared of The Vinnie Monster*) I won't.
Jamie scored in Mischief last night,
and thus the BHG sofa got it's last taste of mickey-licking and butt-fuckery for a while.
Aw...!
*He turns green and beats you with unwashed saucepans if you're bold.
Scandalosity:
Antonio kissed Jamie, then Jamie ran away.
Rui kissed me, then Rui ran way with Antonio to The Boilerhouse.
(Jesus, bit of a low ebb if I'm being ran away from for some oul taxi driver in a cum-stained towel...)
Jamie tried it on with Gareth, who fancied Mario.
So I don't believe all this rubbish about me falling asleep in the bath for 3 hours.
Though I do remember going to bed whilst chugging a bottle of wine.
And Jamie refusing to make me tea,
and chucking me out on the balcony instead -
"Time to put the cat out," were his cruel words -
apparently cats just eat, sleep, shag and are selfish bastards -
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Unfortunately I had no part in ruining Vinnie's lovelife!
I could go on, but being the soul of discretion (and slightly scared of The Vinnie Monster*) I won't.
Jamie scored in Mischief last night,
and thus the BHG sofa got it's last taste of mickey-licking and butt-fuckery for a while.
Aw...!
*He turns green and beats you with unwashed saucepans if you're bold.