V : Rubber Sheets
You know the person in your bed is bad news when....
you wake up covered in puke...
when there is puke all over your bed and down the sides of your mattress..
when your important work notes are covered in puke...
when your 2004 tax returns for the year 2004 are destroyed by puke...
you know it's time to show them the door when
The person in your bed denies puking all over you...
When they blame it on your flatmate, who sleeps in the next room..
When they don't help you scrape their puke out of the crevices in the floor..
you wake up covered in puke...
when there is puke all over your bed and down the sides of your mattress..
when your important work notes are covered in puke...
when your 2004 tax returns for the year 2004 are destroyed by puke...
you know it's time to show them the door when
The person in your bed denies puking all over you...
When they blame it on your flatmate, who sleeps in the next room..
When they don't help you scrape their puke out of the crevices in the floor..