J: Gay Birthdays
Tomorrow is Eddie's birthday.
I'll probably buy him a gay haircut, as is the fashion with the straights these days.
How to Look Gay as a Bloke
Tomorrow is Neil's birthday.
I'll probably buy him a pint, as is the fashion with the ex-shags these days.
Exes: Nothing Added But Time (to Ferment into Bitterness)
Tomorrow is Dave's birthday.
I'll probably try to make friends with him and be ignored, which never goes out of fashion.
"I just can't understand why he hates me!" Etc.
I'll probably buy him a gay haircut, as is the fashion with the straights these days.
How to Look Gay as a Bloke
Tomorrow is Neil's birthday.
I'll probably buy him a pint, as is the fashion with the ex-shags these days.
Exes: Nothing Added But Time (to Ferment into Bitterness)
Tomorrow is Dave's birthday.
I'll probably try to make friends with him and be ignored, which never goes out of fashion.
"I just can't understand why he hates me!" Etc.