J: A Friend with Weed is Better
Greetings from swinging London!
Was in the rather less cool Leeds earlier in the week, seeing Jamie, who has blue hair again.
He's just broken up with his ex, whom he'll still be shagging on and off, as the gays do.
We showed admirable restraint and didn't bum each other - good for us!
I even made Jamie drag a randomer home and did myself out of a bed for the night.
Then I woke up freezing on the sofa at 6am and texted Jamie and told him to chuck the randomer out on his ear and give me his bed.
Altruism is overrated.
London is great.
Went to Ghetto, pulled the bloke whose friend was chatting me up for him the last time I was there.
Nice to know he's been there ALL THIS TIME just waiting for me.
I thought first of all he was interestingly ugly, but now I think he's strangely handsome.
Hmmm. Am rather a sucker for oddities... I think it was his Roman nose that put me off at first.
My turned-up nose fetish can be a bit overwhelming.
Scott, 31, short and shaved-headed, kinda skatery looking.
Turns out he owns the best bloody gay bar in London, Friendly Society - underground trendy Soho joint, cool as.
Darren Hayes is a fan, but check it out anyway...
Apologies to Eddie Muntz for scoring Scott when I shoulda been smoking his herbal cigarettes!
Was in the rather less cool Leeds earlier in the week, seeing Jamie, who has blue hair again.
He's just broken up with his ex, whom he'll still be shagging on and off, as the gays do.
We showed admirable restraint and didn't bum each other - good for us!
I even made Jamie drag a randomer home and did myself out of a bed for the night.
Then I woke up freezing on the sofa at 6am and texted Jamie and told him to chuck the randomer out on his ear and give me his bed.
Altruism is overrated.
London is great.
Went to Ghetto, pulled the bloke whose friend was chatting me up for him the last time I was there.
Nice to know he's been there ALL THIS TIME just waiting for me.
I thought first of all he was interestingly ugly, but now I think he's strangely handsome.
Hmmm. Am rather a sucker for oddities... I think it was his Roman nose that put me off at first.
My turned-up nose fetish can be a bit overwhelming.
Scott, 31, short and shaved-headed, kinda skatery looking.
Turns out he owns the best bloody gay bar in London, Friendly Society - underground trendy Soho joint, cool as.
Darren Hayes is a fan, but check it out anyway...
Apologies to Eddie Muntz for scoring Scott when I shoulda been smoking his herbal cigarettes!