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3.05 am
I'm mega busy packing for the weekend at the moment - thing is - I dont think I should bring anything.. Am spending Friday in London and Saturday in Germany then back to London on Sunday - then Dublin on Monday.
We've made the rather odd descision of not booking a hotel in Munich - we're just going to see what happens... it all sounds like an adventure that even Indiana Jones would be proud of...
The plan is to go on the razz until the early hours of the morning, these German clubs open quite late... then see what happens...
I'm sure we could find
* a German party
* a hot young german boy willing to take me home
* a crusty old german man willing to take me home
* a seedy old sauna with fluffy (yet waterproof) matresses
* a nice little german bistro that opens early in the morning..
* a barn with bales of hay and a kind inn keeper that will let us sleep there
or just face defeat and go back to the airport...
In other news
I bought condoms for the first time ever today! (this has nothing to do with the above paragraph)
Up until now i've got them for free from the health gang that go round the clubs...
They used to leave big buckets of condoms and lube in Tease and I used to stuff my pockets at the coat room...
But now since Tease has closed I've no condoms and no lube - so I went to some sex shop today - Oddly enough it was playing the soundtrack to ET - I was expecting moaning and oozing noises... but no - it was playing the bit where ET takes off on his bike and flies past the moon - I'm sure it must relax the nervous people in buying their rubber suits etc...
anyways...
15 quid for a packet of 12 condoms - I couldnt believe it!!!
and 22 quid for a bottle of lube - I nearly choked!!!
No wonder barebacking is so in with the kids these days...
anyways - I bought some - but i'm going to book myself into the std clinic next week, just so I can help myself to their free condom and lube supplies!
Come back Tease - all is forgiven!
In other news
Am mega surprised to see Lars Von Trier's name associated with a porn movie...
'Hot Men - Cool Boyz'
The man who made Dogville and Dancer in the dark sure has some funny side projects..
It looks like the most extravagant piece of porn ever!
You can even view a scene on line on this site
http://www.innocentpictures.com/forside_hotmencool_en.htm
guess where he's going to stick that gun!?!
I'm mega busy packing for the weekend at the moment - thing is - I dont think I should bring anything.. Am spending Friday in London and Saturday in Germany then back to London on Sunday - then Dublin on Monday.
We've made the rather odd descision of not booking a hotel in Munich - we're just going to see what happens... it all sounds like an adventure that even Indiana Jones would be proud of...
The plan is to go on the razz until the early hours of the morning, these German clubs open quite late... then see what happens...
I'm sure we could find
* a German party
* a hot young german boy willing to take me home
* a crusty old german man willing to take me home
* a seedy old sauna with fluffy (yet waterproof) matresses
* a nice little german bistro that opens early in the morning..
* a barn with bales of hay and a kind inn keeper that will let us sleep there
or just face defeat and go back to the airport...
In other news
I bought condoms for the first time ever today! (this has nothing to do with the above paragraph)
Up until now i've got them for free from the health gang that go round the clubs...
They used to leave big buckets of condoms and lube in Tease and I used to stuff my pockets at the coat room...
But now since Tease has closed I've no condoms and no lube - so I went to some sex shop today - Oddly enough it was playing the soundtrack to ET - I was expecting moaning and oozing noises... but no - it was playing the bit where ET takes off on his bike and flies past the moon - I'm sure it must relax the nervous people in buying their rubber suits etc...
anyways...
15 quid for a packet of 12 condoms - I couldnt believe it!!!
and 22 quid for a bottle of lube - I nearly choked!!!
No wonder barebacking is so in with the kids these days...
anyways - I bought some - but i'm going to book myself into the std clinic next week, just so I can help myself to their free condom and lube supplies!
Come back Tease - all is forgiven!
In other news
Am mega surprised to see Lars Von Trier's name associated with a porn movie...
'Hot Men - Cool Boyz'
The man who made Dogville and Dancer in the dark sure has some funny side projects..
It looks like the most extravagant piece of porn ever!
You can even view a scene on line on this site
http://www.innocentpictures.com/forside_hotmencool_en.htm
guess where he's going to stick that gun!?!