J: Blather

[blackhallgreen]

Dear Jarlath,

You are a total waster!

You spent yesterday getting drunk and stoned when you were supposed to be working on your reading for Pride!

Yours,

Your Diary

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Dear Diary,

It's true, I am a bum.

But I don't really give a toss, I'd rather be a little knacker than, y'know, do something proper.

So piss off.

Yours,

Jarlath

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Dear Jarlath,

Alright! No need to be so frickin' huffy...

Yours,

Your Diary

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Dear Diary,

Suck it, bitch.

Without me getting drunk and falling over, you are as nothing.

Nothing!!!

Muhahahahahahaha,

Jarlath