Aug 28, 2006 23:32
[charmed for self]
I have just recently accquired this invaluable piece of genius. Personally I don't know why keeping a journal had never occured to me during my duration of time at this school. I used to keep one as a child, but upon my arrival at Hogwarts I decided that I would abandon it and attempt to move on with my life.
HOWEVER, I CANNOT SEEM TO TAKE THAT ANYMORE.
On account of, this year has possibly been the worst of my entire existence as a human being on this gracious earth. Sometimes I wonder if I am a human being anymore or if I have just completely lost my mind. I prefer not to dwell on it most of the time.
Anyhow, I am now seventeen years of age, and that is the reason I have come about this journal. My beloved sister Bryanne sent it to me in the mail for my birthday. Mother and Father sent me some interesting oddities. I have yet to look at them properly as I have been so preoccupied with my current life schedule. Saving the masses, studying, and other things of utmost importance to my very existence.
I went to a party the other night..my first party. AND MY LAST. MOTHER OF MERLIN ON WHEELS. I was HOODWINKED! Fooled into TRICKERY! And I, Boyko Obelia Omega Phobos...HAVE BROKEN THE LAW! I feel like I have befouled all that represents who I am! I have never felt such loathing for people in my life! I have nothing more to say on the matter other than I will never be attending another party again. Ever. Ever ever ever. Ever.
Ever.
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