another one bites the dust.

Jul 25, 2004 05:47

robhoward500: whats your phone number
i be teh sex: i don't give it out, and rarely answer at that
i be teh sex: i'm not a phone person
robhoward500: # please
i be teh sex: i don't give it out, nothing personal, i just don't.
robhoward500: make the exception
robhoward500: the not an
i be teh sex: i'll put it this way, i won't give it out.
robhoward500: phone people cat people moring people
robhoward500: ill give you mine, will you call now?
i be teh sex: as i said, i'm not a phone person... so, i wouldn't.
robhoward500: youll call now?
i be teh sex: no
robhoward500: please?
i be teh sex: badgering does no good...
robhoward500: harsh word coice
robhoward500: choice*
robhoward500: the gerund i mean
i be teh sex: only to make myself clear..
robhoward500: yes
robhoward500: im in a fulsome mood, approaching treacly, i apologize
robhoward500: enamored
i be teh sex: it's fine
i be teh sex: just as long as we're on the same page.
robhoward500: yes yes same sheet of music
robhoward500: going to bed now, youve controlled this exchange, congrats
robhoward500: not my kind of congress
robhoward500: but...
i be teh sex: hah, sure thing.
robhoward500: fun nevetheless
i be teh sex: yes
i be teh sex: goodnight then
robhoward500: felicitations
robhoward500: ;-)
robhoward500: i still want you
robhoward500: in a bad way
i be teh sex: for shame
robhoward500: :-P
robhoward500: im proud
robhoward500: unabashed
i be teh sex: it's sunday though, god is paying extra attention
i be teh sex: hah
robhoward500: re: existenialism, avoid the athiests
robhoward500: read the christians
robhoward500: night
i be teh sex: night
robhoward500: god is always more interesting
i be teh sex: well, of course
robhoward500: youre way too smart for your age
i be teh sex: give someone the choice between an afterlife or dust and which do you think they'd pick?
robhoward500: thats just being practical, pragmatic
robhoward500: oportunistic
robhoward500: spelling sux
i be teh sex: i'm not too smart for my age, my peers simply disgrace me.
robhoward500: you my dear are a goddess
robhoward500: not god (f the gender specific crap)
i be teh sex: of course
robhoward500: pc silliness
robhoward500: youre amazing
robhoward500: i want you
robhoward500: badly
robhoward500: say you love me so i can pass out happy
i be teh sex: i would, but you've given me power, so i'm going to be mean.
robhoward500: its a gift
robhoward500: use it wisely
i be teh sex: will do
robhoward500: now, say you love me
i be teh sex: but i can't stand to throw the phrase around
robhoward500: my dispensation may not last
robhoward500: say it
i be teh sex: if it does not, then so be it. you've chosen to flatter me, i didn't seek it out.
robhoward500: say it my pupil
i be teh sex: i'll only continue to refuse
i be teh sex: i'm as stubborn as an ass.
robhoward500: flip the switch
robhoward500: say it
i be teh sex: flip what switch?
robhoward500: in your mind
i be teh sex: the "passion" switch?
robhoward500: but of course
robhoward500: say it
robhoward500: be bold
robhoward500: be brave
i be teh sex: it would be fraudulent of me
i be teh sex: boldness and bravery don't interest me this time
robhoward500: nonsense
robhoward500: say it
i be teh sex: i won't.
robhoward500: you will
i be teh sex: wishful thinking, sir.
i be teh sex: you really like control don't you?
robhoward500: certain
robhoward500: say it
i be teh sex: honestly, i really will not, no matter how repetitively you tell me to say it.
robhoward500: youre very bad
i be teh sex: perhaps
robhoward500: troubling
i be teh sex: is it?
robhoward500: ***consternation***
i be teh sex: oh? why that...
robhoward500: perhaps you need proper domination
i be teh sex: i certainly do, but if i refuse it from you, what makes you think you're suitable for the task?
robhoward500: one must wield a mighty dominion it seems over you
i be teh sex: it comes in handy..
robhoward500: youre making me rise to the occasion of being a determined task master
robhoward500: you should go over my knee i see
i be teh sex: i don't believe so.
robhoward500: yeild
robhoward500: say it now
robhoward500: spelling*
i be teh sex: once more, and as many more times as i need to say so, i won't.
robhoward500: you will
robhoward500: or i shall punish you for your insolence
robhoward500: youre being contumacious
i be teh sex: you've mistaken yourself as being dominant over me.
robhoward500: its unattractive
i be teh sex: i am not phased by that.
robhoward500: restive
robhoward500: recalcitrant
robhoward500: overbearing even
i be teh sex: once more, you are not the authority....
i be teh sex: or perhaps those would be fitting.
robhoward500: if i had you in my hands youd settle down
i be teh sex: you're day dreaming now...
robhoward500: its morning
i be teh sex: dreaming none the less.
robhoward500: you wouldnt resist in my grasp
robhoward500: your safe behind your electronic barrior
i be teh sex: i would resist you feverishly.
robhoward500: barrier
robhoward500: yes you would be heated
i be teh sex: and yes, i'm safe here, which is much my reasoning for not giving out my phone number
robhoward500: passive
robhoward500: say you love me
robhoward500: i gotta pass out
robhoward500: its 520
i be teh sex: go on and pass out, i won't say it.
robhoward500: youre a poor thrall
i be teh sex: i've kept you typing this long.
robhoward500: been fun huh
i be teh sex: entertaining, yes
robhoward500: youre bottom should turn a ripe red under the power of my hand
robhoward500: night
i be teh sex: night
robhoward500: your**
robhoward500: are you wearing panties?
robhoward500: O:-)
i be teh sex: i certainly am, but i would advise you refrain from such inquiries in the future.
robhoward500: why the metallic response
i be teh sex: because a passionate one just didn't fit.
robhoward500: you dropped the "to" from your infinitive "... refrain"
robhoward500: typing error ill say
i be teh sex: yes, but my message was received and that's what counts.
robhoward500: discounted
robhoward500: what color are they
i be teh sex: i will advise you to refrain from asking me anything of that nature.
robhoward500: why
i be teh sex: better?
i be teh sex: because i am not comfortable with it.
robhoward500: sex makes you uneasy?
robhoward500: or colorful panties
robhoward500: ha!
i be teh sex: sharing information of that nature with someone who i don't wish to do so with makes me uneasy.
i be teh sex: so, i don't, and avoid feeling uncomfortable all together.
robhoward500: was that an insult?
robhoward500: if so its the first
i be teh sex: it was a matter of fact.
i be teh sex: and if you're insulted, that's a condition you made for yourself.
robhoward500: yes im sure now that youve insulted me
robhoward500: its a mutual exchange my dear'not unilateral
i be teh sex: what would make it mutual when i've already expressed that i don't approve?
i be teh sex: the fact that you want it anyway?
i be teh sex: too bad.
robhoward500: ive decided after this speech that i no longer love you
robhoward500: ficle? perhaps
i be teh sex: that is fine.
robhoward500: youre not very fun you know
i be teh sex: i'm sorry you don't think so.
robhoward500: my first insult of you
robhoward500: dont be sorry
robhoward500: be content
i be teh sex: i didn't take it as an insult.
robhoward500: it was
robhoward500: so re-take it
i be teh sex: i'm not offended...
robhoward500: try and be
robhoward500: you cna do it
i be teh sex: your words haven't the weight to offend me.
robhoward500: im positive
i be teh sex: i could if i felt like being dramatic and trivial, but i do not..
robhoward500: instead youre anithistrionic and profound?
robhoward500: hardly
i be teh sex: i never said such a thing.
robhoward500: i did though
i be teh sex: once more, you can't insult me...
robhoward500: but my words are feathers
robhoward500: recall
robhoward500: you might do well to find a very small man in the future, say ten years or so, to aid you in reproduction
robhoward500: a half man
i be teh sex: i do far better for myself presently.
i be teh sex: your efforts are in vain...
robhoward500: vain parade
i be teh sex: so far, yes.
robhoward500: are your panties black leather then?
robhoward500: or cast iron
robhoward500: large ovaries?
i be teh sex: not that i'm aware of. you seem to be grabbing for whatever you can now...
robhoward500: what ar eyou aware of
i be teh sex: if my ovaries are large.
robhoward500: femininity?
i be teh sex: i am aware of that. and i have quite a bit of it, if you are failing to see it, that is not a problem of mine.
i be teh sex: i have my sense of self, and you cannot break it.
robhoward500: a saddle shall be forthcoming
robhoward500: either me or another
robhoward500: i know it si your keenest desire
i be teh sex: another already has me quite tamed.
robhoward500: nice front though
i be teh sex: i tell him i love him without solicitation.
robhoward500: good girl
i be teh sex: i do not fear the saddle you speak of
robhoward500: very good girl, i know
robhoward500: i can tell
i be teh sex: you simply will not be the one to saddle me.
robhoward500: i now that as well
robhoward500: statutes
i be teh sex: either by trying to bruise my ego or flatter me endlessly.
robhoward500: know***
robhoward500: tactics
robhoward500: good perception
i be teh sex: your strategies are not as effective as you might have perceived them to be.
i be teh sex: perhaps you considered me weak and impressionable.
i be teh sex: easy prey.
robhoward500: im testing, softening you up a tad
robhoward500: probing?
robhoward500: care to dance.......
robhoward500: ;-)
i be teh sex: no.
i be teh sex: it's almost six am, has your need to sleep passed so soon?
robhoward500: then keep your seet, im done spinning you 'round
i be teh sex: fair enough.
robhoward500: seat***
robhoward500: cross your ankles
i be teh sex: or else?
i be teh sex: oh, i'm terrified.
robhoward500: ill punish you severely
robhoward500: you really do need a whipping
robhoward500: begging fo it now
i be teh sex: you've tried to play games with me, i am no longer interested in being sweet and considerate to you.
robhoward500: then you should bend over for me
i be teh sex: i'll sooner die.
robhoward500 signed off at 5:46:10 AM.
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