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[blackenedchaos]

[Yuber really hadn't quite known how much he took his height for granted until today when he ended up changing into Nu

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[unfailings]

[Snickering so much at the sound of that crash. Got to enjoy the little things in life. Especially when life is sucking so much right now.]

You should really watch where you step~!

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[hatesbeingshort]

[And you really suck there, not that he has a clue who this is.]

You should really just shut up.

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[unfailings]

[And no way she's going to give any clues. Although she's already talked to Nu once before, so it's pretty obvious already that this isn't her.

...But that could give away who she is, so-]

Geez, you're a pretty rude kid to talk to me that way!

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[hatesbeingshort]

[It should be obvious, no mechanical voice gives it away right off.]

Coming from the one who was laughing just a moment ago.

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[unfailings]

There's a word for that. Taking pleasure in people's misery...

...But it doesn't really matter! You were the one who was being too ambitious to reach for such a high shelf, so it's not my fault you crashed on your butt.

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[hatesbeingshort]

I didn't exactly ask to be turned into someone so short!

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[unfailings]

Turned? [Yeah faking obliviousness here.] ...I did read this village did experiments, but...

It looks you got the short end of the stick. Ohohoho~~☆

[yeah lambda makes puns that bad, so bern has to as well. the worse.]

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[hatesbeingshort]

Those idiots could at least give us clothes that fit with it.

[Because yeah, clothes for a 6'3" demon, compared to a much shorter girl, let's just say he can't even walk in his own pants and like hell is he going to wear a dress like Nu does.]

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[unfailings]

That's just the same as a bird asking to be let out of their cage. No way they're going to do something like that. [giggle] I can almost see myself getting along with the people in charge of this place over a cup of tea~!

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[hatesbeingshort]

I'm sure they'd be happy to do that, and then drug your tea and experiment on you.

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[unfailings]

I'm sure you would like that, but don't think I'm dumb enough to fall for third-rate tricks! I'll just bring my own tea to drink.

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[hatesbeingshort]

You really think the droids will let you grab some tea as they grab you?

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[unfailings]

[Give her a moment, because she's going to take off that ridiculous pink beret and--]

Ta~da~☆!

[Yeah there's a packet of tea leaves on top of her blond hair. Bern just conjured it up as a simple illusion, so it's not real, but no need to tell "Nu" that.

And yes this is the most ridiculous thing ever, but Bern might as well have fun with this.]

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[hatesbeingshort]

How pathetic.

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[unfailings]

Haaah? You're just upset because I outsmarted you!

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[hatesbeingshort]

No, I think it is pathetic to be so obsessed with something as disgusting as a human food and to carry it on you.