(no subject)
Recently a flyer from church was sent around my school with this message, here it is in full:
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing. yes
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. yes
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. hell yes
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. im buying a pentagram next time i see one. i like this sort of thing!!
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. i love peircings, and am going to get quite a few more.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) i personally ENJOY manson! and OZZY!
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. have you MET some of my friends?
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. i hate church. what a bunch of BS. (no offense)
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. im thinking of converting to wicca
-Takes drugs. no
-Drinks alcohol. no
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. no comment
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)again, no comment
-Complains of boredom. what "normal" person DOESNT!?!
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. see above
-Is excessively awake during the night. im 15. of course i am!
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) i greatly dislike the sun, yes.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. again, im 15.
-Spends large amounts of time alone. i need alone time sometimes...
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) ...um...
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. im 15. of COURSE i do!!
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this. i dislike people. especially when they tell me what to do.
-Misbehaves at school.define misbehave...
-Misbehaves at home. see above
-Eats excessively or too little. my metabolism changes?
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (COUNT CHOCULA CEREAL MEANS YOU COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEVIL ?) cereal is nasty.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) um, gross?
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) *laughing*
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. who came UP with this!?!
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. well, im on now, arent i?
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.so i headbang! big frickin whoop!
-Dances to music in a provocative manner. i dont dance.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. what do you think?
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. as previousely stated...
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". i ahm lyk sooow gawffikk!!!
-Claims to be a goth. i dont CLAIM to be anything.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~*~*~*~
*dies laughing*
five or more!?!
call the nut house and bring in the men in white suits! im SATANIC!!
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing. yes
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. yes
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. hell yes
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. im buying a pentagram next time i see one. i like this sort of thing!!
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. i love peircings, and am going to get quite a few more.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) i personally ENJOY manson! and OZZY!
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. have you MET some of my friends?
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. i hate church. what a bunch of BS. (no offense)
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. im thinking of converting to wicca
-Takes drugs. no
-Drinks alcohol. no
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. no comment
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)again, no comment
-Complains of boredom. what "normal" person DOESNT!?!
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. see above
-Is excessively awake during the night. im 15. of course i am!
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) i greatly dislike the sun, yes.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. again, im 15.
-Spends large amounts of time alone. i need alone time sometimes...
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) ...um...
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. im 15. of COURSE i do!!
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this. i dislike people. especially when they tell me what to do.
-Misbehaves at school.define misbehave...
-Misbehaves at home. see above
-Eats excessively or too little. my metabolism changes?
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (COUNT CHOCULA CEREAL MEANS YOU COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEVIL ?) cereal is nasty.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) um, gross?
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) *laughing*
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. who came UP with this!?!
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. well, im on now, arent i?
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.so i headbang! big frickin whoop!
-Dances to music in a provocative manner. i dont dance.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. what do you think?
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. as previousely stated...
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". i ahm lyk sooow gawffikk!!!
-Claims to be a goth. i dont CLAIM to be anything.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~*~*~*~
*dies laughing*
five or more!?!
call the nut house and bring in the men in white suits! im SATANIC!!